Moroscope

Well, the odd horoscopes keep coming in the Metro subway paper. Today's had this advice: Wear thick-soled shoes when walking. Dangle enticing prospects before heartthrob. Make attempt to deter scary wildlife.

Huh?

Okay, well I got the first point covered. There's snow and ice on the ground here, so I've been wearing shoes and boots with good traction (and, yes, thick soles). Kind of a no-brainer. As for the second sentence, well, it's rather non-applicable at the moment, although I do like to let my prospects dangle when given the opportunity.

And as for the last bit, I guess I'll have to go dig out those rabbit traps.