Monday, October 14, 2002

Get Out The Tomatoes

Just saw the group Las Ketchup on the Caroline Rhea show (is she the one who's taking over from Rosie or something?). I'd never heard of this "group" before, but apparently their "Macarena-style" hit "Asereje" has swept the Spanish-speaking world this past summer, and is poised to infiltrate North America.

Or has it already? Was the show a re-run? If so, it's passed me by, thankfully. That's just what we needóanother lame-ass dance trend to make wedding receptions and dance clubs even more hellish.

For what's it's worth, this song/dance looks even lamer than the Macarena. Even compared to other dance trends, it reeks of pre-fab. On the Rhea show, the three comely, young ladies in the groupósisters from Cordoba, Spainówere shadowed by three more female back-up singers standing just a few feet behind them. Hmmm, wonder who's carrying the ball there? It was pretty obvious the trio of figure/heads needed the vocal bolstering. I mean, really, if three vocalists can't project enough singing power on their own, then maybe they'd better find another line of work.

At least Chubby Checkerónotwithstanding his screwball demands for inclusion in the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame for milking one song for 40 yearsócould actually sing.

BTW, here's the deal on the name: The sisters are the daughters of a famous flamenco guitarist named Tomate. Get it? I'm hoping this is one dance trend that gets squished before it lands here.

And besides, isn't Latin music's 15 minutes up by now? I mean, I don't mind Latin music, per se, (heh), but I find after three or four songs the rhythm gets boring.

NEXT!

Thursday, October 10, 2002

Eye-dentical twins?

Wednesday, October 09, 2002

Imagine That

Happy Birthday John Lennon!

He would have been 62 today. We still miss you John.

If you're interested, there's an online petition here to proclaim Oct. 9 an international John Lennon Day For Peace And Love On Earth.
(Thanks Deano)

Of Bad Shepherds And The Tyranny Of Men

Lifted this quote from Mark & Marjorie's blog. Verrrrry eenterestink...

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."
óHerman Goering at the Nuremberg trials.

Also an interesting comment on their blog by Marjorie's dad, a former U.S. airborne ranger and Special Forces veteran.

Tuesday, October 08, 2002

Salutin' Saletan

Slate's William Saletan does a fine job of disentangling Georgie Wargie's pretzel logic on the need to attack Iraq, then reports on the state of the "debate" on the issue in the U.S. Senate.

Heh, Georgie Wargie... I just came up with that on the fly! Not bad, eh?

Still Life


Keef: in the sway

A pretty interesting Q&A with Keith Richards over at rollingstone.com, including stuff that didn't appear in the print article.

Some excerpts:
You went right from being a teenager to being a Stone -- no regular job, a little bit of art school. What would you be doing if the Stones had not lasted this long?

I went to art school and learned how to advertise, because you don't learn much art there. I schlepped my portfolio to one agency, and they said -- they love to put you down -- "Can you make a good cup of tea?" I said, "Yeah, I can, but not for you." I left my crap there and walked out. After I left school, I never said, "Yes, sir" to anybody.

What did heroin do for you in the Seventies? What did you get out of it -- calm, poise, a sense of power?

You could talk to every junkie in the world and get a different answer. Because they don't know -- nor do I. [Long pause] It was a damn good feeling, for starters. And we were going through a lot of stuff. I could operate behind that. It gave me a distance from everything that was going on around me. I could see things happening -- fast time, slow time. It was Stones business, Allen Klein stuff, and then Brian dying. There was a lot of stuff happening, and it gave me a sense of space. Eventually, I was so far in space, I was almost in the atmosphere...

You're talking to a madman, really. Who else in this forty or fifty years of rock has been able to sneak through the cracks like this? Which is probably why a lot of us become musicians, I think. As long as you've got a gig, it's a brilliant slide through the social structure. You don't have to play the game that everybody else has to. It's a license to do what you want.


Are there Stones hits that you're sick of playing?

..."Jumpin' Jack Flash," "Brown Sugar" and "Start Me Up" are always fun to play. You gotta be a real sourpuss, mate, not to get up there and play "Jumpin' Jack Flash" without feeling like, "C'mon, everybody, let's go!" It's like riding a wild horse.


Speakin of "Jumpin' Jack Flash", go here to download a live version of the song from Paul Westerberg's recent solo tour. Other live Westerberg/Mats MP3s there as well.

Sunday, October 06, 2002

Leadership With A Big L

Manley rude to Queen, says Clark [from CBC.ca news]

OTTAWA - Conservative Leader Joe Clark says the deputy prime minister should have nothing to do with the Queen's visit to the country's capital next week.

It was embarrassing and insulting to hear John Manley advocate abandoning the monarchy when the Queen's reign ends, Clark said Saturday. Manley, who has suggested breaking ties to the monarchy in the past, made his latest comments on Friday in Montreal ñ just as the Queen began her Golden Jubilee tour of Canada.

"I thought (Manley's remarks) represented, first of all, simple rudeness, and secondly, the worst possible political judgment. I was astounded," Clark said after a meeting of his party's national council. "It should be made abundantly clear to Her Majesty that he does not speak for the people of the country when he says that on the day she arrives in Canada."

Clark called on Jean ChrÈtien to assign someone other than Manley to host the Queen during her visit to Ottawa.

Manley, meanwhile, told reporters that he regrets the timing of his statement. "The Queen is in Canada to receive the thanks of Canadians after 50 years of service and it's richly deserved," the deputy prime minister said. "I wished I'd been a little more skillful at not answering a question."


Yes, I wish more of our leaders showed greater question-dodging skills and less candour. You'll make a fine prime minister Mr. Manley.

A Third Geek

No, not as in "a third geek behind the grassy knoll". According to this geek quiz (via circadian-shift), I'm rated as approximately one-third geek.

Like most of these quizzes, the reliability of the questions is quite shaky, but, of course, it's all in fun. Nonetheless, I do think my results are fairly accurate. I think I do "go both ways" in geek terms. Does that mean I'm bi-geeky?

You are 32% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.
Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

Saturday, October 05, 2002

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Basically, I got on the plane with a bomb. Basically, I tried to ignite it. Basically, yeah, I intended to damage the plane."óRichard Reid (a.k.a. the Shoe Bomber) (from The New York Times).

Man, I hate it when people overuse the word 'basically'.

Thursday, October 03, 2002

Rollin' Tunderin' Jayzus!

Bob Dylan Live 1975 To Be Released in November

Columbia Records is excited to announce the November release of The Bootleg Series, vol. 5--Bob Dylan Live 1975: The Rolling Thunder Revue. This two-CD set is comprised of selections from the best of the multitrack recordings of the Revue's celebrated performances in Worcester, Cambridge, Boston, and Montreal. The track list will be announced soon. A bonus DVD packaged with the set will include two songs from Bob Dylan's film Renaldo and Clara, remixed for 5.1 surround sound.

To that, I say woo! And woo once more again!

I have a few bootleg tapes of these shows, and they're great. Sometimes a little ragged with all the various players on stage, but there are some very intense performances. Dylan fans rejoice! I love it when this kind of stuff gets released. It's like extra bonus candy!

J1K

A landmark day here in Jimbuck2! I've just reached the millennium markóthe 1,000th site visit! (Well, that mark was actually reached some time ago, since I only installed the site meter in June.) But not too bad for being around less than 6 months. Much rejoicing!

Tuesday, October 01, 2002

Roger that

Over on the Wilco web site, they've posted some photos from their recent tour of the U.S. west coast. Funny how even their photos seem to capture the essence of my life!

Check out their Roadcase section for video footage of a performance at WDET in Detroit.

The Price You Pay

CD Price Fixing Scam Settled

NEW YORK (AP) -- The five top U.S. distributors of compact discs and three large music retailers have agreed to pay $143 million in cash and CDs to settle charges they cheated consumers by fixing prices, authorities announced Monday....

...Consumers who bought CDs between 1995 and 2000 can file claims for part of the money, prosecutors said. Announcements will be made later to tell consumers how to participate in the payout.
[read on...]

So what does this mean here in Canada? Does the retail scene here operate independently enough that this may not have happened here? Are the Canadian branches of the big labels beyond these kind of price-fixing tactics? I have my doubts on both counts, but I really don't know enough about how retail operates. Is the evidence... well, evident in the sticker prices of CDs?

More importantly, is anyone investigating whether Canadian labels and retailers may have been similarly in cahoots here? The same wire story was carried on the Canoe site, with no additional info about the possible impact on Canadian consumers. Hmmm.

How Much Are Those Doggies...

Was looking through some photos from my trip to LA two years ago, and came across this one I took at Venice Beach. I love the sign.


Dennis, Carl and Brian...The Beach Dogs!

Sunday, September 29, 2002

Bad Mooney On The Rise

Step aside Strokes. Take a hike Hives. The Mooney Suzuki is back in town!

October 15 @ Lee's Palace. Mark it on your calendars Toronto people. And for the rest of you, if they're coming to your neck of the woods, The Mooney Suzuki are not to be missed (Look! Here's their tour schedule!)

I've ranted about them here before. I believe I used the phrase "100% sweet manic rock & roll energy." They are a staggeringly amazing rock 'n' roll band. Must be experienced to be believed. Beyond hyperbole. Prepare to be devastated.

They will conquer you like the Viking Kitties of old!!

Viking Kitties

The further adventures of Erik The Frisky and Leif The Fluffy, raping, pillaging and plundering...balls of yarn.
(courtesy of circadian-shift)

Nelly who?

Kinnie Starr rocked Lee's Palace last night with her smart and soulful hip-hoppy ways. Warm, funky, poetic, bisexual, trilingualóyes, she is the AntiFurtado.

Saturday, September 28, 2002

Than-a's

Came across this one the other day: Noisier than two skeletons making love on a tin roof!

One of my favourites is: Busier than a one-legged man at a butt-kickin' contest!

And then there's the perennial, dumber than a bag o' hammers.

Got any "than-a's" you wish to share?

Word

Looking forward to my first Word On The Street on Sunday.

"Join us for the 13th edition of Canada's largest one-day celebration of the printed word, street-festival style! Watch as trendy Queen Street West is transformed overnight into a seven-block literary theme park between University and Spadina Avenues. Don't miss all the author readings, book signings, children's activities, and musical performances ó PLUS thousands of books and magazines for sale!"

I love it that there's a section called... Writer's Block!

Friday, September 27, 2002

A Case Of Woo!

It's official. I am in love with Neko Case.

But then I always did have a thing for redheads.

Neko was simply brilliant Thursday night at The Phoenix. Took the stage with just two of her "boyfriends"; an upright bass player, who may have been Tom V. Ray, who played on the album, and a pedal steel, banjo, guitar and hot-rodded dulcimer player, who may have been Jon Rauhouse. Neko played only tenor guitars (4-string-ed things)óan acoustic and two electrics.

But man, did her singing ever bowl me over, and pretty much everybody else there. I think the only other times I had seen her were once at the Horseshoe as half of The Corn Sisters with Carolyn Mark. That was a NxNE set, and at the time I just wan't up for that much corn and twang, so I ran off to see some rock bands. The other time was at a NxNE songwriters' session (same year?), held at the crack of noon when Neko apparently had been up very late the previous night. She wasn't in the best form, and I think she was also just then learning the guitar, so she was a bit uncertain. Her voice was impressive in its impact, but her singing wasn't as powerful as it could have been. She also had the misfortune of being on the panel next to Sarah Harmer, who was so riveting, especially when she sang "Oleander". I think it was my first encounter with Ms. Harmer's talent. Oh my. What a sweet voice, and what great songs. What an unusually beautiful woman. Neko who?

Anyway, Thursday night was all Neko, and she was fantastic. I don't know if it was the natural acoustics of the big room at The Phoenix, or the soundman's expertise, but there was just the right amount of reverb on her voice. And when a voice as strong as hers hits a powerful note and then drops away, and you hear that reverb... oooh, chills! With the minimal (and brilliant) accompaniment, her voice had lots of room. But it wasn't just the strength of her voice; not mere power that held us in sway. She sang with vigor, with emotion, with personality. I couldn't help but bring to mind the spectres of great singers like Patsy Cline and Loretta Lynn. Well-deserved comparisons. No stretch.

She did a lot of the songs off her great new CD, Blacklisted, plus a couple from Furnace Room Lullaby and one or two from her debut The Virgian (hear clips here).

Throughout the evening, Neko was such a wonderful combination of sweetness and sexiness and charm and goofiness and fun. "Thank you all so much for coming here", she must have repeated at least four times. She said she had never played a room that big before, except when she was opening for someone else. What she meant was, she had never filled a room that large before on her own. People didn't even seem to mind when she took a rather prolonged time to retune her guitar before the encores.

And speaking of the encores, 100 bonus points for almost completely trashing the "oh let's wait 5 minutes before we come out for the encores" crap. After the last song of the main set, she and her guys exited through a door at the back of the stage, and then she immediately spun on her heel and came right back out again for the encores. They didn't even close the door. It was like there was a clause that says you have to have both feet off the stage proper before the encores can begin, and she honoured the clause, but no more than that. Kudos Neko! (hmmm, that last phrase is an odd one, in'it? Repeat that twelve times fast and it starts to sound like the name of some small island nation off the coast of Africa.)

As for covers, she performed an absolutely charming version of Dylan's "Buckets Of Rain", and ended the evening gracefully and romantically with her grandmother's favourite song, the Patsy Cline/Jim Reeves chestnut "You Belong To Me".

And we did.

Wednesday, September 25, 2002

(s)Hark!

It's a music fan feeding frenzy as an unusually balmy September gradually chills into October's murky red.

(Hey, it was Shark Week on The Discovery Channel, okay?)

Tomorrow night, Sept 26, Neko Case @ The Phoenix. (I have my ticket.)

Saturday, the 28th, is a possible double-shot: Gomez @ The Phoenix (early show); Kinnie Starr @ Lee's Palace. (see my Showcase entry for Kinnie from Spring 2001, scroll to bottom of page.)

Wed., Oct. 2 - Ron Sexsmith @ The Phoenix (Got my ticket).

Oct. 3-5 - Danny Michel does a 3-night stand @ The Rivoli.

Oct. 10 - Sarah Slean w/ Nathan Wiley @ The Phoenix.

Oct. 12 - Tift Merritt @ The Horseshoe

Oct. 19 - Emm Gryner w/ Andy Stochansky @ The Palais Royale.

Oct. 20 - Beck &/with The Flaming Lips @ Massey Hall.

I was looking at the availability of tix for The Strokes w/Sloan at the ACC "Theatre Mode" Oct 9, but there's not much left. Lousy seats.

Sunday, September 22, 2002

Page boy

The latest installment of my Showcase page is up on the web, this one featuring Joe Fournier, Hopeful Monster and The Heelwalkers (whose bio is one of the funniest I've come across)ópurely by coincidence, all three are from Nova Scotia.

Hopeful Monster is playing this Tuesday night at the Horseshoe, along with The Hylozoists, which apparently is comprised of the same band members, just a different guy in charge. I guess that's one way to keep the touring overhead low! As usual for the 'Shoe's new music Tuesdays, there is no cover.

Saturday, September 21, 2002

Word

More Word of the Day wonderfulness. Of course we all know this word, but I'd never seen its etymology before. Interesting.

Word of the Day for Saturday September 21, 2002

hobnob \HAHB-nahb\, intransitive verb:
To associate familiarly.

Hobnob comes from an eariler phrase, to hob or nob, meaning
"to drink together, taking turns toasting one another,"
probably from Middle English habbe "to have" and nabbe, a
contraction of ne + habbe, "to have not," hence, "to have and
have not, to give and take."

Friday, September 20, 2002

Do you know shit?

The trueóand falseóetymology of shit.

Monday, September 16, 2002

Boss-ted

Okay, enough lies! No more lies from you Mr. Springsteen!

Ever since Bruce's latest CD, "The Rising", came out, the following statement has been repeated in almost every article about him: "Springsteen's first album of new songs recorded with the E Street Band since 1984..." That would be since the "Born In The USA" album. This information is WRONG WRONG WRONG!! Springsteen recorded "Tunnel Of Love" in 1987. With the E Street Band! (btw, "Tunnel Of Love" is a very underrated album, containing some of Bruce's most personal writing, foreshadowing the disintegration of his first marriage. Makes for a fine breakup album, a purpose it dutifully served for me back in the day.)

Anyway, the thing is, this info is originating from his own record label, Sony/Columbia, and from his very own web page! I got so frustrated with this, today I happened to be on the Sony Music web page at work, and I decided to send them an email message, bringing this misinformation to their attention. This is the initial response I got:

From: SonyMusicCanada@sonymusic.com
Date: Mon Sep 16, 2002 04:32:27 PM America/Montreal
To: jim_kelly@sympatico.ca
Subject: Thanks for your question.

Thank you for your letter and interest in Sony Music Canada
and our artists. We are following up on your question and
will e-mail you with a personal response shortly.


But there's more than just my rock-nerd cred at stake here. Sony is running a contest to win Springsteen tickets, and guess what the trivia question is?

What is the name of the last album released by Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band?
A) Born To Run
B) Born In The U.S.A.
C) The Ghost Of Tom Joad


Now that's even further screwed up because officially there are only 2 albums "released by Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band", i.e., credited to him and the band, and those are the two live albums, the "1975-1985" boxed set, and the "Live In New York" CD from a couple years ago (last year?). Check the spines of all his CDs if you don't believe me. Other than the live albums, they're all credited to "Bruce Springsteen" alone. It's something to do with the fact that when John Hammond Sr. signed Bruce to Columbia back in '72 or whenever, he signed him as a solo artist. Then Bruce went into the studio and brought all his E Street buddies with him. So even without the "Tunnel Of Love" oversight, their trivia question is already flawed, since none of the albums listed were "released by Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band".

I'll be interested to see how they respond, and then maybe I'll spring that info on them. Maybe they'll give me free tickets to shut me up?!

What is the deal with those tickets anyway? There are supposed to be 2 price levels for the show here in Toronto on Dec. 5 ñ $69.50 and $115. The House Of Blues web site says that, but when I log onto Ticketmaster.ca, they only have the $115 tickets for sale. And then it says something about a random draw on the day of the show, but there's no further info explaining what that entails. I tried calling Ticketbastard tonight, but I was put on hold for about 10 minutes, so I hung up.

As Vincent Vega says, "to be continued..."

Moon-ifest Destiny

CBC News: Company gains U.S. approval to open moon business

SAN DIEGO, CALIF. - A private company has been given the green light by the U.S. government to explore the moon. Clients will be allowed to send a time capsule of messages and photos to the lunar surface, use hi-tech interactive equipment and view the equipment left behind from U.S. Apollo and Russian landings.

So how does this work? Does the United States Of America actually have a claim on the moon? Does it own the moon? Is it still the case that if you land somewhere and stick a flag in the soil, a la Chris Columbus, you get to keep it? The whole of the moon? (heh.) Is this supported by international law? And if so, does international law on Earth only apply to our satellites, or does it extend to other planets as well? And how does that work?

And while I'm at it...
Why is the sky blue?
Which way does the wind blow?
Who did let the dogs out?

... and that reminds me of one of my favourite quotes:

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

- Groucho Marx

Saturday, September 14, 2002

Sir-ly Keef

"I doubt they thought of offering me one," the 58-year-old [Richards] was quoted as saying. "Because they know what I would've said.... They knew I'd tell them where they could put it."

Right on, Keith! Nice to see there are still some of the old guard keeping the flame of rock 'n' roll alive. Not just the music, but the spirit.

Seems they're giving knighthoods out in Cracker Jacks boxes these days. I certainly value the contributions of the arts, and I admire the contributions of Paul McCartney, Elton John and Mick Jagger... but do they really deserve to be knighted? I would think there are many other people doing wonderful, selfless work for charity, toiling in the trenches, bringing food to the homeless, helping AIDs patients in their final days, etc. But I guess that's probably business as usual with the English class system.

When did celebrity become equated with accomplishment?

We pass out these honours so indiscriminately these days, it dilutes the significance of the honour. if half of Hollywood has a star on the Walk Of Fame, it ain't so much of an honour anymore. Oooh look, my star's next to Tim Allen's.

I'm waiting for them to bend the citizenship rules and offer Michael Jackson a knighthood. Was it Nero or Caligula who made his horse a Roman senator?
[by the way, did you see Michael accept what he thought was his "Artist Of The Millennium" award at the MTV Video awards? Mike, we're only 2 years into this millennium, or did you think it was for the previous millennium? He probably did. Here's a guy so divorced from reality he thinks shin guards are a fashion item.]

Man, did I wake up in a bad mood today or something?

Went to see the Flashing Lights last night at Lee's Palace, and they rocked!

Thursday, September 12, 2002

Carry that weight

CBC News: Children suffer back pain because of computers

Okay, so this researcher in England studied the way kids use computer workstations, and he concludes that because workstations are designed for adults, this is causing back pain in kids:

"Buckle says his study of 2,000 youngsters found that 36 per cent of 11 to 14-year-olds suffer serious, ongoing back pain. He says the physical effects don't go away.

"The workforce of tomorrow is already damaged before starting the rigours of an adult working life."

Buckle's remarks are supported by a recent study by Cornell University in New York. The research examined children between the ages of eight to 11-and-a-half years old as they used computer workstations at school. Researchers discovered:

* students used monitors and keyboards that were too high
* many did not have hand or palm rests
* children sat either too far forward or too far back
* many lacked back support on their seats and others left their feet dangling

Buckle called for more user-friendly equipment for children. He'd also like to see ergonmic principles in place at schools."


Okay, I'm sure there are ergonomic issues there, but hel-lo! Spurious conclusion warning! Before the media splashed this study all over the newswires, did anyone think to ask Mr. Buckle, "uh, could back pain in kids possibly be caused by any other factors in their lifestyle? Like maybe that 100-lb back pack slung carelessly over their shoulders day-in, day-out for years?" Maybe things are different in England, but 'round here, some of these back packs are as big as the kids that are carrying them! And what do they put in there? Soldiers in full combat gear carry less shit than that!

I tell ya, if you're thinking of going into medical school, go into chiropractics. It's the growth industry of the future.

Anyway, I thought this was an interesting example of both "researcher tunnel vision" and media thought-paralysis.

Monday, September 09, 2002

Remembering/Connecting

Like everybody else, I've been thinking a lot about the 9/11 anniversary, and all that happened one year ago, and in the months since. I've already posted a satirical piece about the media coverage from The Onion. Today on Blogdex I came across this piece from Salon, Forbidden Thoughts About 9/11, which presents a different point of view. Some of these comments are truly abominable, but it's interesting to see them aired and considered.

But what really brings the tragedy of that day into perspective, is this page (thanks Mike W), which lists all the victims from the WTC towers, the Pentagon and Flight 93. It's a long list. Each name is a link ... in the HTML sense, and in the human sense ... and clicking on it gives you a picture of that person, a brief summary of who they were, and an area where people may leave messages, exchange information, thoughts and memories. Some of the messages are incredibly moving.

The list includes these 25 Canadians. And, of course, to that long, long list should be added the names of innocent Afghanis who have been needlessly killed in the past year. They are victims of this as much as anyone in NYC, Washington or Pennsylvania.

And then there's this gentleman: James Kelly, 39. Same name; virtually the same age.

Rest in peace, Jim.

Sunday, September 08, 2002

P2P

If you've gone sour on Limewire, you might want to check out Acquisition, which is also a gnutella-based file-sharing app (if I understand these things correctly), but it seems to work a little better. I've been using it for a couple of days, and it seems okay. Sometimes I've had to give the search function a bit of a kick-start to get more results, but other than that it seems fine.

They also offer an Internet radio recorder called Radiofree, but I can't open the file once I've downloaded it. :-(

[Addendum: I should add that these apps are for Mac, and I believe for OS X only]

I never meta-blog I didn't like

I can't recall whether I ever mentioned my friend Katherine's piece on blogging that she did for CBC radio's Definitely Not The Opera. Now, thanks to Josh at crabwalk.com (who makes an appearance near the end of the piece), you can download the audio file. (It's a 11.5MB file, just so you're forewarned.)

Saturday, September 07, 2002

Well, they are white

The White Stripes as you've never seen them.

(courtesy of my friend Mike at Randomness Personified)

Friday, September 06, 2002

Fryday

I was considering going to see Fred Eaglesmith tonight at the Horseshoe, but after I got home, I laid down for a nap, and when I woke up and started thinking about having to eat and shower, etc., etc., I just decided to stay in. And blog away the night!

It's just as well, 'cos I'll be having a busy Saturday, what with resuming the Search For Specs. Last weekend I tried a pair of frames at Rapp that were pretty cool. I'd like to hit a couple of more stores, and then make a decision and have it done with.

Besides, apart from apparently being alright for fighting, Saturday night's always a better night for going out. Much better rested.

So I'm gonna take some time tonight and just chill and relax. Gonna do something I almost never do anymoreósit back and listen to cool music under the headphones! I spent half my teenage existence in that state. Had an old swivel, high-backed padded chair in the rec room in the basement, which I could turn to the corner and escape into my own world with The Beatles, The Stones, Neil Young, Dylan, The Police, Bruce Cockburn, The Who, etc.

[ Isn't it great when the very thing that your parents said you were wasting your time with, turns out to be the way you ultimately make your living? :-j ]

Though tonight it may well be Wilco or Neko Case or The Flaming Lips or Beck or Nathan Wiley, whose CD "Bottom Dollar" I just picked up yesterday. I first heard of him when he beat out my friend Colleen Power for the East Coast version of CBC's Big Break contest. But I won't hold that against him, because his CD is pretty good. Check out the samples section on his website. The song Comeback is exquisitely heartbreaking. Plus, he's from my hometown in P.E.I.!

While you're at it, you can also listen to Colleen's songs streamed from her website too. Not just 30-second clips either, the whole damn song! Just click on the shingles. Yes by. You may have seen Colleen perform on the CBC broadcast of the most recent East Coast Music Awards, where she wore a very classy evening gown, or on Speaker's Corner, where she modeled her self-made duct tape dress.

Speaking of the Stones, the remastered reissues of their ABKCO catalogue (all their pre-"Sticky Fingers" albums up until "Let It Bleed" in 1969) are apparently in stores now, and I've heard they sound great.

But enough typy typy from meóI'm headin' under the phones!

Hinterland Who's Hooey

Though it is not widely known, at one time moose roamed the streets of Toronto. Most of these gentle giants are now gone, but another local species which was thought to be extinct, the rare albino squirrel of Parkdale, has recenty reappeared, and can be observedóif you're luckyófrolicking in its natural west-end habitat. For more information on moose and squiddel, contact Canadian Wildlife Federation. Ask for Boris or Natasia.

Tape up your ribs for this one

Found on the GTA Bloggers site, thanks to James and Neilóthis baffling and high-effin-larious item on Amazon.com. Be sure to read the reviews.

As James said "Is this a joke, or has Mattel committed the worst marketing mistake of this decade?"

Nekolepsi

Here's what Didi scooped at the Neko Case garage sale:

"At the sale I got a travel guide to Elvis Presley sites across the usa (but she gave this free), another book (but what was it?), a microwave cart, and a framed autographed promo item of Richard Buckner. Deanna Varagonna beat me to the Barbie liquor cabinet, probably just as well."

I always suspected Barbie was a boozer.

Thursday, September 05, 2002

It has layers, like a ... uh, something layery

Irony may or may not be dead after 9/11, but irreverent satire is still alive and well and living in The Onion.

Wednesday, September 04, 2002

BoomDoggle

Some new drawings over at explodingdog.com, including this one. Hmmmm, looks like Sam's cat may be exerting some pressure behind the scenes. Expect future drawings with titles such as "The Day They Discovered Cats Really Do Run Things".

Ooooh, this one is amazing.

Tuesday, September 03, 2002

A Case Of Neko

I picked up Neko Case's latest CD, Blacklisted over the weekend, and so far it sounds pretty damn good. This time around Neko's taken on the bulk of the songwriting and plays several instruments, including guitar and drums. I think she learned to play the guitar in the last several years so she could write songs with it, and if that's the case, the proof is in the puddin'.

She's always had a great voice, but this set of songs makes me wish that she'd begun writing songs long before this. I'll qualify that by saying that I've only listened to it a few times, but I get the feeling I'm a-gonna just keep on liking it more and more. There's a great song called "Deep Red Bells", which has a Johnny-Cash-meets-David-Lynch thing goin' on, and another called "I Wish I Was The Moon", which is a wonderful expression of loneliness. So many great songs are built around the clear expression of one concept/idea/thought/feeling. Imagine, being so lonely that you would rather be the moon (surely the Maytag repairman of cellestial orbs). There's also a very nice cover of "Running Out Of Fools".

When I got home, I received an email from my friend Didi in Chicago (Neko's home base these days). I get a kick out of Didi. She tosses off the following as a casual aside in her email: "Oh yeah, Neko Case had a garage sale last week. She had some wacky stuff but I only ended up getting a few things. Beer was served, so its hard to imagine much profit!"

I have yet to receive a response to my reply, which went something like this: "What did you get?! What wacky stuff?! Tell me tell me tell me!" Stay tuned.

Didi is the centre of all musical coincidences (Chicago Chapter, est. 1997). One of the first CD reviews I ever wrote for Chart was for Liz Phair's Whitechocolatespaceegg, in which I utilized a confectionery analogy, something like "hard and crunchy outside, sweet and soft inside. Mmmmm." Turns out that Didi's family doctor is Liz's father. Doc Phair, Didi calls him. So D gives a copy of my review to the good Phair doctor, and he apparently said he'd pass it on to Liz. Only thing is, I learned afterwards that the title of the CD came to Liz when she first saw her son's head just after his birth. And here I am comparing her infant son's head to a yummy chocolate! Yeah, can't wait to run into her. "So you're the guy who wants to eat my son's head!" Bang!

Also, after I had turned Didi into a Rheostatics fan, she happened to end up in the same elevator as the band when they were in Chicago a few years ago. She apparently cornered Tim Vesley in the elevator and railed on for a while about how "Claire" is the greatest song ever written, etc. Poor Tim. I imagine those guys assumed they had a cloak of obscurity with them in Chicago, and all of a sudden they're trapped in an elevator with a crazy red-head ranting about "Claire".

There's some way to wrap this all up with something about "Life isn't Phair..." or "Claire de la lune" or something, and maybe if I worked on it for an hour, something would come to me, but I gotta go to bed, so I'll leave you to you own devices.

This is a nice blog... to poop on!

If you caught the MTV Video Awards the other night, then you probably saw the "brouhaha" when Triumph The Insult Comic Dog found himself and his gravity-stricken cigar in the middle of the tiff between Moby and Eminem (those poop-disturbers!) The subsequent message on TTICD's web page is pretty funny.

TRIUMPH'S MESSAGE TO HIS FANS
"I would like all of you to know that I am fine, that the scuffle at the MTV awards involving Eminem, Moby and Eminem's trusty friend who threw my pooping paper in the air did not result in permanent injury. As soon as Christina Aguilera came out, I licked myself as a test and my pink thing was perfectly functional. You will be glad to know that Moby also licked himself and all systems were go."
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People I met at a barbecue over the weekend were telling me how badly Guns N' Roses sucked on the awards show. They were the big surprise closing act, but it was just Axl Rose and a bunch of other facelessóliterallyóguys. I caught the rerun Sunday night, and my god, in the name of all that is good and holy... did he ever suck! He was horrible! That must have been the worst ever performance on an awards show. I never liked his screeching to begin with (he should have been banned from music for butchering Knockin' On Heaven's Door), but his completely off-key screeching was enough to try anyone's "patience". That is, when he wasn't sucking wind, trying to catch his breath. Mick Jagger is, what, 30 years older, but he would have made Axl look like a flat tire. Now that's embarassing.

I swear, I could literally hear the nails going into the coffin of Axl's career.

And before I go, let me just find one more excuse to use italics. Thank you.

Monday, September 02, 2002

Babylonandon Sistah

Got a nice shout out from Corina over at this Glenn Tilbrook fan site, regarding my blog entry about Glenn's wacky and fantastic Toronto show at the Horseshoe back in May. Hopefully that may spur some of the photographers from that night to send in their pics. I would love to have a visual momento from that gig.

Friday, August 30, 2002

Expecting More

It's late and I should be going to bed, but I have to blog about this before I forget.

Did two things tonight: First, I took my electric guitar in to Long & McQuade to get fixed. I was putting on a new set of slightly heavier strings last night, when the nut broke (that's the part at the end of the neck that saddles the strings before they go to the tuner pegs on the head stock). Thankfully, it's under warrantly for another month, so they'll fix it for free.

Then, I went to C'est What to catch the last installment of Girls With Guitars for a while (they resume in December), hosted by my friend Linda M. It was a nice evening of music with Linda and her guests Elana Harte and Dottie Cormier (Lorraine Segato had been sheduled but had to pull out the day of, due to an illness in the family).

Dottie, about 7 months pregnant, had arguably the best song of the night. It's a new song that she hasn't recorded yet. Being a responsible mom-to-be, she explained how her abstinence from alcohol had given her a certain clarity of mind. She noted that when some people quit booze, they find God. But she also noted the irony that Jesus turned water into wine. So the chorus of the song went like so:

God and liquor
They go hand-in-hand
When you're done dodging one
The other's there to understand


:-j

G'night!

Wednesday, August 28, 2002

My Definitions

Okay, sorry for all the talk of tumescence. Sometimes a theme just pops up, and you go with it.

On to bigger and bett... well, on to other things...

It's a big day here in Jimbuck2. The dawn of a new beginning. The launch of a fresh start. The virgin flight of a novel endeavour. The nascent birth of a still-wet-behind-the-ears enterprise. The dawn of a ... oh, wait, I used that one already... The howling proto-infancy... of ... um ... a non-old ... uh ... thing of the newest newness.

Yeah.

It's a (possibly) recurring feature I'm calling My Definitions. Enjoy.
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My Definitions

Tumensance.
Definition: A state of intellectual arousal achieved only by geniuses.

Tuesday, August 27, 2002

Update

12:41 pm. Crotch seam holding, despite having to write copy for a Jessica Simpson CD. A victory for bachelor sewers everywhere!.

Monday, August 26, 2002

Crotchety Sew And Sew

Just waiting for a couple of pairs of pants in the dryer, and then I can go to bed. I had to sew up a hole in one of them, so I'm curious to see if my handiwork will hold up. While on the subway on my way to work last week, I suddenly noticed that I had a rather noticable hole in the crotch of my black Dockers (just below the zipper). However, it was only apparent if I sat with my legs wider than, say, 40 degrees apart, so I made it through the day without, um, revealing too much.

So, tonight, while I watched a Ken Burns-style documentary on the history of passenger trains, I sewed up the crotch tunnel until no light shone through. Let's hope that does the trick, or at the very least, should my stitchwork prove sub-par, let's hope that I don't have any overly lurid thoughts tomorrow. The centre may not hold.

Mental note to self: remember to wear underwear tomorrow.

Need For Read

I need something new to read. Just finished reading "A&R" by Bill Flanagan.




Flanagan is a music journalist who's written for Rolling Stone and other such publications. I had read a previous book of his, a bio on U2 called U2 - At The End Of The World, which I found quite engrossing. He had complete access to the band around the time leading up to and during the recording of their Achtung Baby album (still one of my faves) and ZooTV tour. It offered a real sense of behind-the-scenes access into the machinations of one of the biggest bands in the world (then in the process of reclaiming its cred).

"A&R" is a novel about the world of big record labelsóthe ethical abuses, the compromises, the power politics, the changing of the guard from the 1960s eccentric, swashbuckling pioneers (one character seems die-cast from Island Records founder Chris Blackwell) to the current reign of the bean-counters. Not a great work of literature, but a good read. Considering Flanagan's experience with the industry, it's also quite insightful.

But now what do I read? I think I feel like something a little mind-bending and perhaps a bit twisted. I'm thinking maybe something in the neighbourhood of Kurt Vonnegut. I've read "Breakfast Of Champions"ówhich I loved!óand, of course, "Slaughterhouse Five". Any suggestions? "Cat's Cradle"? "Timequake"?

Sunday, August 25, 2002

Under A Cajun Moon

Spent yesterday afternoon and evening at the 3rd Annual Country Jamboree, held on Ward's Island, part of the Toronto Islands park, at the Ward's Island Association Clubhouse. The Clubhouse is a great old building, wood beams and trusses in the ceiling, hard-wood floor with a half-dozen old wooden church pews to one side and a stage at one end. Judging from the pictures on the walls, the place must date back to the 1910s at least. It's one of those old places that still gives off a sense of the human history that's paraded through it over the years, like it's soaked into the fibres of the wood—a history of people coming together. Of society. Of community. Of common bonds. Of sharing good will and good times. I imagine it's borne witness to countless wedding receptions and pageants and New Year's Eve celebrations and various other socials and shindigs.

So it was a perfect spot for the Country Jamboree. I'm not exactly sure who the chief organizers were, but I heard about it through an email newsletter from Dan Kershaw of the Bros. Cosmoline. The event was from 3pm until 9pm. I arrived shortly after 4, and wandered outside where people were spread out on the lawn listening to a bluegrass trio perched on the tiny porch, huddled around a single microphone. This was a group made up of members of the Foggy Hogtown Boys/Crazy Strings & the Backstabbers. They sounded pretty good. I made the acquaintance of Dan Kershaw, who I had interviewed by phone when I put the Bros. Cosmoline in my Showcase page, but I had until then never met him in person. Very nice guy. We chatted for a while about what they had been up to that summer, playing folk festivals and touring out west, where he had met Nick Lowe, who had shared with Dan his thoughts on "the tyranny of the snare drum"; a very interesting topic, but one which we'll have to leave for another time.

Shortly after that, following a set by the Cameron Family Singers, the review portion of the day got underway inside. This consisted of a core back-up band, which for the purposes of the Jamboree was christened Dan Kershaw's Country All Stars. It was composed of members of the Bros. Cosmoline who are also members of the Bebop Cowboys, and I think some other band in another configuration. They were then joined by other artists who got up to sing a couple of numbers each: John Borra and Colleen Hodgson, Steve Ketchen, a very pregnant Dottie Cormier (formerly of Heartbreak Hill), and Laura Hubert (formerly of the Leslie Spit Treeo). There were more than a few Hank Williams numbers trotted out, which is fine by me, and John and Colleen did their usual kick-ass version of Gram Parsons' "Ooh Las Vegas". Colleen then sang a song, which I think was another Gram song, but for the life of me I can't remember what it was.

Later on in the evening, a duo called Ball And Chain, who I assume by the name, are husband and wife, regaled us with some fine, bluegrassy tunes and a fun song about beer, which the straw-Stetsoned, freckle-faced female half of the duo mischievously dedicated to all the little kids dancing in front of the stage, including one little boy dressed as Superman, cape and all, and a couple of little girls in over-sized Stetsons who pretty much ruled the dance floor, dosee-do-ing the entire day.

They were followed by the Cajun sounds of Swamperella, another band I had put in my Showcase page, but this was actually the first time I had seen them play live. They were great, led by Soozi Schlanger's fiddle and Cajun banshee vocals, spinning out a set of reels and waltzes. I don't know what it is about Cajun music, but it has the ability to make me sad and happy at the same time, or at least on this day, that's how it hit me. Maybe it's some sort of ancestral memory thing—not that I'm Cajun, or even Acadian, but I did grow up in Acadie. Flip through the Summerside phone book, and you'll see that 3/4 of it is Gallant's and DesRoches' and Arsenault's and Gaudet's (pronounced 'Goodie') and Pineau's. Drive through western P.E.I., up past Miscouche to Tignish, and you'll see all kinds of little pink houses... and yellow and purple. I've never been to Louisiana, but something tells me that I'd recognize some familiar cultural signs. But the sense of simultaneous sadness and joy is there in the music. Like lots of other kinds of traditional music—from Celtic music to blues—Acadian/Cajun music walks that line between celebration and sadness, between loss and laissez les bons temps roulez. Of course, part of the great appeal of these musics is the way they draw you in and allow you to kick up your heels and forget your troubles. No small coincidence that it's the music of cultures that have had their share of sadness and tragedy. But each element is there. Maybe that's why, when they played a tandem of songs, the first of which was called, I think, "Malheureuse"(?) and the second of which was called "Le Reel de Joie" or something similar, I actually enjoyed the former, while that latter left me melancholy.

But, in fine Cajun fashion, they filled the dancefloor. (As I said in my Showcase piece, this IS dance music). They all danced: children, elderly couples, lesbian couples, mothers and fathers twirling with giddy toddlers in their arms. Typical of the entire day, there was a palpable feeling of community and... yes, family. Might sound corny, but it was a truly beautiful thing, made even more so with Mother Nature's blessing. There was a moment while they were playing a waltz, and the setting sun, lingering just at the horizon, window-height, reached in from the veranda to paint the various waltzers on the dusky dancefloor in a warm glow of amber-gold.

The evening wrapped up with a rousing set from Atomic 7, who managed to put the bow on the whole day by transforming the old clubhouse into a rowdy barn dance. They played some originals and some well-chosen covers, including a twangy turn of Dusty Springfield's "I Only Want To Be With You", that had everybody up dancing, heel-and-toe-ing, or at least standing on the edge of the dancefloor, shaking hips, tapping toes and head-bobbing along. Then they invited all the other performers on stage for an ensemble romp through Dylan's "You Ain't Goin' Nowhere".

A great time. This will have to become an annual event. The end-of-summer ritual.

Night had fallen when I made my way back to the ferry for the short trip over to the city. The end of a special event, I thought to myself. But the ferry ride back would prove to be the most magical—and melancholy—part of the day. It was one of the smaller car ferries, just one level, no roof, space in the middle for a few cars; but there were no cars, just a couple dozen happy jamboreens and other island visitors on foot or with bikes. As I leaned on the wooden railing at the bow and gazed at the bright lights of the big city that loomed before me, it occurred to me that I had never seen the skyline of Toronto at night from the islands. It looked incredible. The lights of the glass office towers, the purple glow of the Skydome, the CN Tower, and further to the west the Ferris wheel at the Exhibition grounds. Picture-perfect.

Then I heard music, and I turned around with my back to the railing to see that Soozi from Swamperella and the Ball And Chain couple had stationed themselves near the bow and had taken out their instruments to serenade us on the return voyage. They stood in a close huddle, face-to-face, Soozi and the man on fiddles and the other woman on triangle. They played Cajun tunes and sang. People gathered 'round and listened, exchanged glances and smiled. I moved closer to hear. It was a wonderful moment. Half-way across, a small airplane on the way to land at the Island Airport flew low directly over us, a shapeless apparition of blinking lights in the dark sky. Like being buzzed by a playful angel. When the boat's horn blew and it was in tune with the fiddles, no one seemed surprised.

I looked ahead to see the luminous panorama of the city skyline, then looked aft to see, floating amidst a few slashes of clouds, a big, round, orange-yellow moon. With the music and the city lights and the moon and the warm lake breezes, I didn't know what to love more—so I just loved it all. Floating amidst such beauty, I thought to myself, could it get any better than this?

And before I could stop it, before I could choke back the thought...
yes, said a quiet voice inside, if you had someone to share it with.

Thursday, August 22, 2002

Shine on you crazy carbon-based entity

CHICAGO (Reuters) A Chicago company says it has developed a process for turning cremated human remains into diamonds that can be worn as jewelry.
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I like that. We start as a twinkle in someone's eye, and we end as a sparkling engagement ring.

And for the deluxe package, you can get yerself made into a diamond-encrusted frisbee!

Letter To The Idiots

Toronto Transit Commission
1900 Yonge Street
Toronto, Ontario
M4S 1Z2

Dear TTC,

Can someone at your fine organization please explain the logic behind your recent effort to construct new bus shelters? Specifically, I'm referring to the part of the plan that calls for the removal of the old bus shelters before the new onesówhich occupy a different space, yards awayóhave been erected. Could you not have left the old shelters up until the new ones are complete? Y'see, when it's raining, even an apparently obsolete bus shelter is better than none. Perhaps one of your project managers could explain the bus shelter replacement strategy. Which of them would be better able to respond to my enquiry, Cheech or Chong?

It's already frustrating enough waiting 10-15 minutes every morning rush hour at Finch and McCowan for the "Express" Finch East bus (39E)ówaiting and waitingóonly to have three, sometimes four 39E's arrive at the same time. Typically, the first bus is standing-room-only, the second is half-full and the others virtually empty. This need for a convoy system eludes me. But perhaps you have your reasons for it, as well as for the removal of the bus shelters. And maybe I'm just all wet.

Yours in transit (unfortunately),

Jim Kelly

Thursday, August 15, 2002

Bizzily Adams

New music from Ryan Adams on the horizon! Demolition drops on Sept. 24th ó 13 demos that were recorded "live in the studio" in 2001-'02. Click for song clips.

Prolific little imp isn't he?

Wednesday, August 14, 2002

When Bad Jokes Turn Real

Whenever someone asks me what religion I belong toówhich isn't often, thankfullyóI sometimes respond with this joke reply:

Me: "I'm a Frisbeeterian."
Them: "A what?"
Me: "A Frisbeeterian."
Them: "What's a Frisbeeterian?"
Me [trying to keep a straight face]: "We believe that when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof, and you can't get it down."

Laughter and gaiety ensues.

Real funny, right? Just a joke, eh? Think again Columbo...

"My father would be really happy if we actually played Frisbee with his remains," Daniel Headrick said. "He said he wanted to end up in a Frisbee that accidentally lands on someone's roof."

Christ on a bike!!

That gives spinning in your grave a whole new meaning!

Gig Bytes

Well, the gig at CafÈ May went all right. The audience was ... sparse (and, by the way, thank both of you for coming). Actually, there were a few other people, including several members of Wayne Omaha. Yawd of Wayne O is helping out at the CafÈ by booking bands and performing other sundry duties. If you've never been to CafÈ May, it's a quaint little place with a Swiss motif run by an elderly Japanese lady. Anyway, since there were about as many of us who were scheduled to perform as there were audience members, weóHeather, Howard, Katherine and Iódecided that we would simply all set up together and take turns doing songs from our set lists. Just make it informal and comfy.

So we did just that. And it went okay. I had gotten together with Kath a few hours before the gig, and we ran through the set list, which was beneficial for me since there were 3 or 4 songs that I had never heard before. I kind of lost my way through a couple of those, so I hope it didn't sound too bad. And there was at least one other song where my solo went quite awry at one point, my hand being in the wrong position (I have trouble visualizing the guitar neck sometimes if I'm playing a solo and there's a capo involved; I lose my visual cuesóthe dots on the fretboard, etcóand it throws me off). Kath was kind afterwards in saying that she didn't hear anything wrong, but I know her ears are better than that.

Of course, she may have been suffering her own distractions. About three songs in, between songs I hear her whisper "Oh, fuck", as she's looking toward the door. I follow her gaze and see a guy walking in, but whether because of the lighting or my failing eyesight, I didn't recognize him. Kath is shooting despair at her two friends at a table close to the stage; they're shooting back extreme empathy. I figure it was just some guy she knew that she didn't want to bump into. It's only after the show is over and we're sitting and swilling the great-tasting, free "band" beer, that I realize the guy is Martin Tielli of the Rheostatics. Kath has a very strong connection to the Rheo's and to Martin's music in particular, so that was quite a jarring moment for her. She tells this part better in her own blog entry.

So I'm glad I hadn't realized who was in the audience. I was edgy enough given my unfamiliarity with some of the songs (although it's probably hard for others to tell when I'm edgy). It was nice though to have a few songs that were structurally straightforward, like Lucinda Williams' "I Lost It", which allows for simple, blues-y fills and solosóterrain where I'm more sure of my footing and don't have to think too much, just feel and play those well-worn pathways.

So it went pretty well, all things considered. Kath was in fine form, singing and playing well. If she was nervous from knowing Martin was in the house, she didn't show it. A real pro. And Heather was in fine voice as well, even though she was suffering the after-effects of bronchitis. Howard was his usual solid self on guitar, harmonica and harmony vocals.

Bring on Carnegie Hall!

Saturday, August 10, 2002

Whirly Gig

"...a man is a fool who will not heed the call"

Due to a last-minute cancelation at CafÈ May, some friends of mine have lept in at the 11th hour to fill the entertainment void, selflessly offering their talents. So Howard and Heather will be playing a set of music, liberally sprinkled no doubt with Heather's own wonderful songs and lovely singing. And the opening 40-minute set will be performed by the lovely and talented Katherine, who has recruited yours truly to back her up on guitar.

We've only ever played together at informal and all-too-infrequent "Musical Friends" jams, where a group of us, usually including Howard and Heather, get together to sing and play, but I'm sure we'll be fine. Her tentative set list (thrown together only this evening) includes some Gillian Welch, a little Lucinda, a gram of Gram and a pinch of Wilco. And she assures me that the handful of songs I don't know, I can pick up easily. So this should be fun.

I was getting a little tired of air guitar anywayóeven with the Philson method. But I was getting pretty good with the moves.

Tuesday, August 06, 2002

Top oí the world Ma!

I'm standing a few feet from my desk, in sweaty t-shirt and shorts, playing immaculate air guitar ó Brian May's solo from "We Are The Champions", in fact. It's loud, it's proud, it's triumphant. My team played in the championship game for the summer ball hockey league tonightóAND WE WON!! And guess who tipped in the winning goal in the dying moments of the second, sudden-death overtime period? ME ME ME!!

What a great feeling! I don't think I've ever been part of a championship team before. The whole team played great all night. And I definitely had my best game of the season, after a few lacklustre efforts in the last couple of games. I think my re-energizing time in the sun yesterday must have helped, because I definitely had more energy and endurance tonight.

The way it's set up in the playoffs, a series consists of two games. Win both games, and you win the series, obviously. But if the teams split the games, the second game goes into sudden-death overtime. We made it to the final round, and in the first game (played a couple of weeks ago), we were up on the other team 2-0, and then our defensive play broke down and they came back and beat us 3-2. So we had to win this game tonight, and then win the overtime period.

During regulation time we were pretty dominant. We played smart, and we had more jump, even though they had more players. We really took it to them, winning 5-0. I had a couple of scoring chances, breakaways, but couldn't do anything with it once I got to net, other than let a weak shot go (my shot sucks), which their goalie easily turned aside (he played very well all night). But we kept the pressure on them, and later in the second period (there are two 25-minute periods) I gained possession at their blue line and raced in on the left side. Spotting one of my guys coming hard into the slot, I just swept it over to him and he blasted it past the goalie. Sweet!

We continued to play well in the overtime. A few close calls when they rang a couple of shots off the post (clink!), and some moments when they had us in disarray in our own zone, but we hung in there. Then, in the dying seconds of the second overtime (I kid you not), we had possession in their end, and the ball went back to one of our defensemen at the blue line. I headed for the front of the net, hoping just to screen the goalie, and when the shot came I was being covered by one of their guys, so I just put the blade of my stick on the "ice" (concrete, actually), like they always tell you to, not really trying to tip it, and as the ball went zooming by, I felt it just barely nick the tip of my blade. The ball changed direction, went up over the goalie's right shoulder and into the top corner of the net!

Arms flew in the air, cheers went up from our squad, and the season was ours. Nice way to end it, wouldn't you say? It's not the Stanley Cup, but I'll take my glory where I find it. Woo!

Now, if you'll pardon me, I have some more air guitar to play.

Monday, August 05, 2002

Prodigal Sun

Got me to the water
Got me a little sun
Had me some curried goat and rice
Even got me some writin' done

So I pulled a Sheryl Crow and soaked up some sun this afternoon, this being a holiday Monday. My original plan was to head over to the Toronto Islands and maybe find a patch of beach, and I was looking forward to the ferry ride over, get some nice lake breezes in my face. But when I got to the ferry docks, the line-ups were just too crazy. I knew there were some Caribana events there yesterday, but I thought maybe the crowds would lighten up today. Maybe they did, but the holding pen atmosphere of the place would have surely harshed my mellow, so I decided to stroll on down the boardwalk for a bit, and eventually found a nice piece of sun-drenched parkland just off the boardwalk, where I rolled out my towel, stripped off my shirt and laid back to soak up some sun.

Now I'm nobody's sun bunny. Not a sun-worshipper compared to some. But having grown up on P.E.I., my childhood summers revolved around weekly trips to the beach at Cabot Park (a 15-20 minute drive from our front door in Summerside) or maybe a little farther, to the white sand dunes and white-capped breakers (but colder water) of Cavendish. So it just doesn't seem right to let a summer go by without a little down time basking in the warmth of my old friend, el sol.

And, man, I was sorely in need of some down time. I don't think I quite fully realized how burnt-out I was feeling. Other than my day job, from which I haven't had a real, substantial holiday in almost a year, I have my freelance work, which doesn't occupy all my time, but when I am working on an article, it tends to dominate a good chunk of the usual two-week turn-around from the interview to the final period in the last sentence. The Emm Gryner story I just finished only had a one-week turn-around. It had been due last Monday but that deadline whooshed by, and then I spent the first few days of last week with a flu bug. I finally got the story submitted Thursday morning, pulling an all-nighter to do so.

I think I've been starting to notice how this pace has been taking its toll on me. Friday night, when I went with friends to see Paul Westerberg at the Phoenix (more on that later), I just felt kind of dull and listless, probably not helped by the consumption of several beers. The show itself was one of the best I've seen all year, and I thoroughly enjoyed it, but, especially later in the evening, I just felt like I wasn't fully there. Thinking back on conversations I had, it seems like maybe I was only half-heartedly involved. And I think I've been like that a lot lately. Not that I'm a chatter box usually, but it just seems that there have been times lately where I really wan't very interested in what I was saying. That's not a good way to be.

And of course, when I'm not writing an article, I'm blogging, or I'm reading others' blogs, or I'm visiting the various places on the web where I like to go. Seems like I spend an inordinate amount of time at my computer (no pun intended, for those of you who speak French). I mean, I like my computer, and I'm still enjoying new things about my iMac, downloading new software and such, but it gets to a point where ya just gotta get away from the thing.

So the sun felt good on my flesh. One day isn't much, but it did feel like I was able to get the batteries somewhat recharged. Let's not forget that we are solar-powered beings, after all. (And, yes, I used sun screen, of course.) And I even managed to write a good chunk of the lyrics for a song I'd started writing on Saturday. Kind of happy about that, because that would mark the first song I've actually written. Got tons of scraps filling up notepads and tapes, but this one might be the first one that actually makes it to the light of day.

Afterwards, I sauntered over to Harbourfront, where there was still a big Caribana vibe going on, and I chowed down on some curried goat and rice over at the food tent. Yum. Washed down with a nice, cold Keiths. I hung out there for a bit, soaking up the atmosphere. In the grassy area by the bazaar, there was a group on drummers (African? Brazilian?) playing (chunka-chunka, ka-chunk; chunka-chunka, ka-chunk) while people dressed in very brightly coloured costumes danced on stilts.

On the way home, I stopped at the Dairy Queen at Broadview and Mortimer and had me a delicious peanut buster parfait. I had had a craving for something like that since seeing the absolutely hilarious flim Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter last night at the Royal on College. Go see this film if you get a chance. And if you're not an easily offended devout Christian. It's a completely low budget film shot in Ottawa, where vampires are killing lesbians, and only Jesus Christ, with martial arts moves and killer one-liners, can save the day. He's aided by Mary Magnum and Santos, the masked professional wrestler. The audio is dubbed, there are musical sequences a la Godspell, and it's cheesy and campy as all get out. And it's great! What a hoot.

And why did this film make me crave a peanut buster parfait, you ask? Because God appears in the film, in a cameo as a cherry sundae (Jesus to sundae: "Oh, hi Dad") (not, by the way, as a bowl of soup, as the review on the imdb claimed. I mean, really. God as a bowl of soup. Get real. Besides, a sundae is more appropriate, dontcha think? Never as a bowl of soup.)

Seriously, after the movie, I had a craving for a sundae. What does that mean? Is that a sweet tooth, or signs of a spiritual yearning?

Either way, I guess I had the best of both worlds today: a delicious, chocolatey ice cream dessert, and the blessings of the sun.

Tuesday, July 30, 2002

Added some "Cool & Fun" links to the sidebar, some which I've blogged about in the past. Caution: Kitties With Laser Eyes! is not for the faint of heart.

Sunday, July 28, 2002

What Were They Thinking?

Check out these absolutely high-larious band promo pics at Rock And Roll Confidential's Hall of Douchebags. (via circadian shift)

Reminds me of this pic, which not only represents album cover art gone wrong, but also demonstrates to what lengths Nashville nu-country will go to make itself look completely ridiculous. Every time I see it at work, I announce in a deep, profound voice: Kenny Chesney: Last Of The Amphibian Cowboys.

Saturday, July 27, 2002

It's, like, justice

Court rules 'Barbie Girl' can party on

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- A federal appeals court declined to reinstate a lawsuit from Mattel Inc. alleging the rock song "Barbie Girl" infringed on the toy-maker's doll patent.

Mattel sued MCA Records Inc. and others who helped produce and market the song, which includes the phrase, "I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world." The maker of Barbie claimed the song by the Danish band Aqua violated Mattel's copyright and that the song confused consumers into thinking Mattel backed the Top 40 composition.
[ed. Yes, that's what I thought everytime I heard that song. Sheesh. Besides, in the wacky world of pop culture, where Springsteen's "Born In The U.S.A." is taken up as a patriotic song, didn't that Aqua songóbimbo references or notómake Barbie kind of cool? ]

MCA also sued Mattel for defamation while the lawsuit was pending. Mattel, the court wrote, said MCA's alleged trademark violation was a "crime."

The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Wednesday upheld a lower court that threw out the defamation suit and the trademark lawsuit.

[ed. Here's the part that I love:]
"The parties are advised to chill," Judge Alex Kozinski wrote for the three-judge panel.

*pulls the chord* "Can you say 'frivolous litigation'?"

Fun With Company Names

Y'know folks, there are some very amusing company names out there. Last week, I was waiting for the bus after work, and there was a concrete mixer truck stopped at the lights. On the driver's door, below his left-arm tan, was a plain sign that said:

James Dick
Concrete

Oh yes. Dick of concrete.
I hear he's hard on his men.

And of course, we've all seen those Fluke delivery trucks. On the back doors, the logo reads: "If it gets there on time, it's a Fluke!"

One of my favourites, though, is the Schindler elevator company. I was arriving at work one morning, and their maintenance truck was parked by the entrance. I walked by, saw the truck, read the company's name, walked a few steps past the truck, and then stopped dead in my tracks, a lightbulb hovering over my head. Of course! Schindler's Lift!

And I'm not sure whether to believe this one or not:


Friday, July 26, 2002

Go West

Well, the July-August installment of my Showcase page is finally up at the CM site. This one turned out to be an all-west affair, with Christine Fellows and The Greg MacPherson Bandóboth from Winnipegóand the Touchtone Gurus from Saskatoon. I think it turned out all right. Only one major typo that I noticed, which is one too many, but considering I always end up finishing the page in the wee hours of the morning, I won't beat myself up too much about it.
[addendum: I've since noticed that the "Who", "What" header fields for the Touchtone Gurus were entered incorrectly ñ a mistake made my the magazine. I've been assured this will be corrected.]

And speaking of great bands from Winnipeg, The Weakerthans are playing at the Rivoli this Sunday night. Kind of a secret gig or something, seeing as it's not been publicized. Too bad I can't go, as Monday is the deadline for my Emm Gryner story. Damn.

Mann In Space

Aimee Mann is coming out with a new album, "Lost In Space", on August 27th. This is the follow-up to her widely acclaimed "Bachelor No. 2" CDówhich I still haven't picked up yetóand her wonderful work on the "Magnolia" soundtrack. From now until it's released, you can click on over to aimeemann.com and hear the entire album streamed for your previewin' pleasure. And if you pre-order, you get an extra CD with two bonus tracks.

Thursday, July 25, 2002

For What Porpoise?

Okay, okay. I've had so many emails, cards and letters from you dear readers asking "Hey Jimbuck2, how can I get me some dolphin luv?" Well, here's the scoop for all you Delphinic Zoophiles out there. (from WFMU's newsletter: Sites For Sore Eyes).

(Disclaimer: management of this blog in no way condones Delphinic Zoophilia. But if you are into that, please remember to wear a mackerel. Or at least a cod piece.)

(Any resemblance to dolphins living, dead or in captivity is purely coincidental)

(Sorry Charlie)

Friday, July 19, 2002

S.Mac-ed

Further to my recent rant about Apple's new .Mac "service":

The fires are raging over at the Apple.com Support discussion forums ñ with loyal Mac customers lighting torches and starting up the road to Steve Jobs' castle. Even though Apple.com's policy states that the forums are only to be used for discussing technical issues, people are instead dissing and cussing out Apple. The moderators are deleting the bitch posts en mass, but the protestors just keep reposting them until it looks like maybe the moderators have given up. If an objector's account gets blocked, they just sign up under a different name and start reposting their complaints.

Mac users are MacPissed. An on-line petition has gathered over 18,000 names (including mine) in only a few days. Everyone knows how loyal Mac users are, but these people feel really betrayed.

See this article for further background and initial response from Apple.

Apple is not going to look very good if they don't at least try to address the concerns of these users.

If you're a Mac user and you're pissed off by this "bait-and-switch" ploy, I'd urge you to sign the petition.

Thursday, July 18, 2002

Gold

Earlier this week, Daniele Sauvageau announced she was retiring as coach of Canada's women's national hockey team. Sauvageau, a former police officer, led our women to a thrilling gold medal in the most recent winter olympics. On CBC radio this morning, they replayed an interview with her that was conducted shortly after the games. Having also had experience coaching men's junior hockey, she was asked what the difference was coaching men vs. women. Her reply: "You can lead a man, but a woman has to be convinced."

Noctunal Admissions

Woo! Scored some great tickets in the last week or so.

1) Paul Westerberg - Aug. 2 at the Phoenix

2) Beck - solo acoustic show Aug. 12 at Ryerson Theatre (got orchestra pit seats!)

At the risk of repeating myself, I say again, WOOOO!

Run Run Rudolph

I've blogged previously about my practice of stopping into the Court Jester on Danforth (@Pape) for my Saturday supper. It's kind of nice to be a "regular" somewhere. I'm almost at the stage where I can just sit down and say "the usual", which means a pint of Kilkenny and their delicious jerk chicken burger with fries. In fact, one of the waitresses actually had me pegged after having served me only a couple of times, but I only get her about half the time. The danger, of course, is in becoming known as the "jerk chicken guy". I can't say that's a sobriquet I'm eager to encourage. So sometimes I try to change up my order.

Fortunately, their specials are often equally as tasty, or at least enjoyably adventurous. The Gulash (Goolash?) was very good. I would also recommend the Chicken Satay with salad. The curried lamb stew, also yummy. And last weekend, I decided to try a dish that I had never tasted before. The Caribou burger! Yes, caribou! I ask you, where in this city can you go to get a good caribou burger these days? I asked the waitress what it was like, and she said it was like venison, which I'd never had, despite spending my teen years in New Brunswick where I knew people who had venison and moose meat in their deep freezers. The caribou was actually quite good. A bit game-y, as they say. Kind of like ground turkey with a hint of liver. But kudos to the chef at the Court Jester for a regularly yummy and occasionally adventurous menu.

Yes, the caribou burger ñ the real "quarter" pounder.

Wednesday, July 17, 2002

Bites

Being a fairly recent Mac convert (5 months now?), the polish has come off the Apple to some degree with yesterday's announcement that Apple is discontinuing their free iTools section on their web site, and replacing it with the pay service called Apple .Mac.

iTools had offered free remote storage with iDisk, web page hosting and the fairly new webmail service with mac.com addresses, which I was in the process of ramping up with after Hotmail dropped their POP mail feature as a free service (you can get it with their premium pay service, of course). I used Hotmail mostly so I could access my home sympatico account while at work (don't want to use my work email for personal email). With Hotmail's POP mail service now gone, I was expecting to switch over to the Mac.com free webmail, and had set up an account a month or more ago, which is accessed through the iTools page, and allows the retrieval of mail from outside accounts (i.e., my sympatico account). There's even an option to go completely web-based, consolidating all your email accounts onto Apple's servers. And, of course, that, with iDisk, etc, was avaliable under the free iTools service.

Now, if I want to continue to access my mac.mail under the new .Mac service, I would have to pay $49.95 (US$) for the first year (that's a cut rate because I'm already an iTools member; non-members would pay $99.95 a year!). I have until Sept. 30 to join, but in the meantime I can still use my mac.mail account.

The new .Mac service includes "brand new features, like Backup and Virex anti-virus software, and improved versions of the iTools services, like additional email and iDisk storage." Here's the list of new features from their FAQ:

* HomePage with new visitor feedback features
* Mac.com Email with IMAP and 15MB of storage that can be upgraded for more
* Ability to purchase up to 10 additional email accounts
* iDisk with 100MB of storage that can be upgraded for more
* iDisk utility software for group sharing of files

* Backup software to back up your files to iDisk, CD, or DVD
* Virex anti-virus software to keep your system protected
* Continuous anti-virus updates to protect from the latest threats
* Members-only support with private discussion boards moderated by Apple technical support representatives

And i'm supposed to pay fifty bucks (for the first year, $100 bucks thereafter) for this stuff that I either already have, or don't really need?! I know they're trying to offer a more complete internet package, but all I want is a good old free web-based email account. I guess those have gone the way of the Dodo.

But the thing that really pisses me off is that it's the old bait-and-switch ploy. They get people using their mac.com email and iDisk for free (I was close to notifying people of my new mac.com email address as my primary alternate address, and I know people who have gone ahead and done just that), and encourage them to go completely web-based with Apple, even pushing mac.com electronic business cards, and then they suddenly discontinue iTools and change it to a pay service.

Apple's in the midst of a big drive to attract PC users, but this just makes them look like all the other e-business sharks out there. I always kind of felt that Apple had a bit more class than that. I'm very disappointed.

Meanwhile, I'll be using Lycos to access my personal email at work... until they start charging.



Pray Tell

Local and national media are running lots of stories, features and profiles surrounding the upcoming World Youth Day that's happening here in Toronto. Catholic pilgrims are flocking into the city. The highlight of the event will be a visit by the pope. Seems like a lot of people will travel a long way to see an old man fall asleep in a chair.

When I was downtown Monday night I saw a group of nuns doing some sight-seeing outside the Eaton's Centre. Whatever order they belonged to, they wore grey habits, each with a six-to-eight-inch wooden crucifix strapped to their left hip, tucked inside the plain rope sash, much like a sword. In fact, worn in such a fashion, they looked as much like swords as objects of faith. I guess it's all about tradition.

But what gets me about World Youth Day is this: if it's meant as a celebration for Catholic youth, and, let's be honest, as a way to draw/keep young people in the Catholic church, the hope being that they will forge the basis for the church's future survival, and as many of the young participants say that it's important for them to be proud of being Catholics, why isn't the event called by the more proper title of "World Catholic Youth Day"? After all, they're not celebrating the youth of the world, of which I'm sure only a very tiny percentage are actively Catholic; they're celebrating young Catholics.

Why not call it what it is? Or is that bad marketing?

Sunday, July 14, 2002

Amen

Came across this quote in an article in the Globe & Mail about Douglas Adams (Douglas Adams -- the seriousness of being silly):

"I love deadlines," he once quipped. "I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."

Thursday, July 11, 2002









Say what?

I like my friend Didi's email sig...

I have nothing to say,
I'm saying it,
and that is poetry.
-John Cage

So, if I also have nothing to say, can Cage's estate sue me?

Saturday, July 06, 2002

Loop Holies

There are some very useful search tools at bartleby.com ñ you can search Bartlett's Quotations or look up verses from literature or from The King James Bible.

Using the Bible search tool, I was able to finally ñ finally ñ determine conclusively that there is no mention whatsoever of Fruit Loops in either the Old or New Testaments.

Cerealogians can sleep well tonight.

sitegeist

Thanks to Jen at circadian-shift for the link to explodingdog. It's not as caninically messy as you might assume. It's actually quite wonderful. You'll laugh, you'll cry, etc. From phrases that people send him, Sam Brown creates drawings and posts them on the site. It's a universe of stick figure people, fish, robots and monsters that seems, to me anyway, to really capture something of the spirit of the emotional landscape out there ("out there"? And just where is that Jim?) Shut up Mr. Parentheses, you know what I mean (yeah, sorry).

...anyway, there's something so wonderful about the play between the simplicity of the drawings and the complexity of the feelings that underly some of the phrases. And then some are just very odd, while others are quite universal, and some others are darkly funny.

Some of my favourites are ambiguities are all we have, I will survive and city could not stop.


Tuesday, July 02, 2002

Silence Is Golden...

...and it's also apparently grounds for copyright litigation. Or at least John Cage's music publishers are hoping it is.

I'd love to be in the courtroom for that trial. Of course, that also raises the issue of performance royalties, which means that Cage's publishers must really be raking it in! Genius!

Monday, July 01, 2002

Came across this interesting quote on religioustolerance.org:

"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image, when it†turns out that God hates all the same people you do."ñAnne Lamott.

Word of the Day

Dictionary.com Word of the Day for Sunday June 30, 2002: afflatus

afflatus \uh-FLAY-tuhs\, noun:
A divine imparting of knowledge; inspiration.

Whatever happened to passion and vision and the divine afflatus in poetry?
--Clive Hicks, "From 'Green Man' (Ronsdale)," Toronto Star, November 21, 1999

Aristophanes must have eclipsed them . . . by the exhibition of some diviner faculty, some higher spiritual afflatus.
--John Addington Symonds, Studies of the Greek Poets

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Afflatus is from Latin afflatus, past participle of afflare, "to blow at or breathe on," from ad-, "at" flare, "to puff, to blow." Other words with the same root include deflate (de-, "out of" flare); inflate (in-, "into" flare); souffl?, the "puffed up" dish (from French souffler, "to puff," from Latin sufflare, "to blow from below," hence "to blow up, to puff up," from sub-, "below" flare); and flatulent.

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Isn't language wonderful? A word meaning "a divine imparting of knowledge" shares its roots with a word that refers to farting! Yes, it's a thin line...