Friday, August 30, 2002

Expecting More

It's late and I should be going to bed, but I have to blog about this before I forget.

Did two things tonight: First, I took my electric guitar in to Long & McQuade to get fixed. I was putting on a new set of slightly heavier strings last night, when the nut broke (that's the part at the end of the neck that saddles the strings before they go to the tuner pegs on the head stock). Thankfully, it's under warrantly for another month, so they'll fix it for free.

Then, I went to C'est What to catch the last installment of Girls With Guitars for a while (they resume in December), hosted by my friend Linda M. It was a nice evening of music with Linda and her guests Elana Harte and Dottie Cormier (Lorraine Segato had been sheduled but had to pull out the day of, due to an illness in the family).

Dottie, about 7 months pregnant, had arguably the best song of the night. It's a new song that she hasn't recorded yet. Being a responsible mom-to-be, she explained how her abstinence from alcohol had given her a certain clarity of mind. She noted that when some people quit booze, they find God. But she also noted the irony that Jesus turned water into wine. So the chorus of the song went like so:

God and liquor
They go hand-in-hand
When you're done dodging one
The other's there to understand


:-j

G'night!

Wednesday, August 28, 2002

My Definitions

Okay, sorry for all the talk of tumescence. Sometimes a theme just pops up, and you go with it.

On to bigger and bett... well, on to other things...

It's a big day here in Jimbuck2. The dawn of a new beginning. The launch of a fresh start. The virgin flight of a novel endeavour. The nascent birth of a still-wet-behind-the-ears enterprise. The dawn of a ... oh, wait, I used that one already... The howling proto-infancy... of ... um ... a non-old ... uh ... thing of the newest newness.

Yeah.

It's a (possibly) recurring feature I'm calling My Definitions. Enjoy.
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My Definitions

Tumensance.
Definition: A state of intellectual arousal achieved only by geniuses.

Tuesday, August 27, 2002

Update

12:41 pm. Crotch seam holding, despite having to write copy for a Jessica Simpson CD. A victory for bachelor sewers everywhere!.

Monday, August 26, 2002

Crotchety Sew And Sew

Just waiting for a couple of pairs of pants in the dryer, and then I can go to bed. I had to sew up a hole in one of them, so I'm curious to see if my handiwork will hold up. While on the subway on my way to work last week, I suddenly noticed that I had a rather noticable hole in the crotch of my black Dockers (just below the zipper). However, it was only apparent if I sat with my legs wider than, say, 40 degrees apart, so I made it through the day without, um, revealing too much.

So, tonight, while I watched a Ken Burns-style documentary on the history of passenger trains, I sewed up the crotch tunnel until no light shone through. Let's hope that does the trick, or at the very least, should my stitchwork prove sub-par, let's hope that I don't have any overly lurid thoughts tomorrow. The centre may not hold.

Mental note to self: remember to wear underwear tomorrow.

Need For Read

I need something new to read. Just finished reading "A&R" by Bill Flanagan.




Flanagan is a music journalist who's written for Rolling Stone and other such publications. I had read a previous book of his, a bio on U2 called U2 - At The End Of The World, which I found quite engrossing. He had complete access to the band around the time leading up to and during the recording of their Achtung Baby album (still one of my faves) and ZooTV tour. It offered a real sense of behind-the-scenes access into the machinations of one of the biggest bands in the world (then in the process of reclaiming its cred).

"A&R" is a novel about the world of big record labelsóthe ethical abuses, the compromises, the power politics, the changing of the guard from the 1960s eccentric, swashbuckling pioneers (one character seems die-cast from Island Records founder Chris Blackwell) to the current reign of the bean-counters. Not a great work of literature, but a good read. Considering Flanagan's experience with the industry, it's also quite insightful.

But now what do I read? I think I feel like something a little mind-bending and perhaps a bit twisted. I'm thinking maybe something in the neighbourhood of Kurt Vonnegut. I've read "Breakfast Of Champions"ówhich I loved!óand, of course, "Slaughterhouse Five". Any suggestions? "Cat's Cradle"? "Timequake"?

Sunday, August 25, 2002

Under A Cajun Moon

Spent yesterday afternoon and evening at the 3rd Annual Country Jamboree, held on Ward's Island, part of the Toronto Islands park, at the Ward's Island Association Clubhouse. The Clubhouse is a great old building, wood beams and trusses in the ceiling, hard-wood floor with a half-dozen old wooden church pews to one side and a stage at one end. Judging from the pictures on the walls, the place must date back to the 1910s at least. It's one of those old places that still gives off a sense of the human history that's paraded through it over the years, like it's soaked into the fibres of the woodóa history of people coming together. Of society. Of community. Of common bonds. Of sharing good will and good times. I imagine it's borne witness to countless wedding receptions and pageants and New Year's Eve celebrations and various other socials and shindigs.

So it was a perfect spot for the Country Jamboree. I'm not exactly sure who the chief organizers were, but I heard about it through an email newsletter from Dan Kershaw of the Bros. Cosmoline. The event was from 3pm until 9pm. I arrived shortly after 4, and wandered outside where people were spread out on the lawn listening to a bluegrass trio perched on the tiny porch, huddled around a single microphone. This was a group made up of members of the Foggy Hogtown Boys/Crazy Strings & the Backstabbers. They sounded pretty good. I made the acquaintance of Dan Kershaw, who I had interviewed by phone when I put the Bros. Cosmoline in my Showcase page, but I had until then never met him in person. Very nice guy. We chatted for a while about what they had been up to that summer, playing folk festivals and touring out west, where he had met Nick Lowe, who had shared with Dan his thoughts on "the tyranny of the snare drum"; a very interesting topic, but one which we'll have to leave for another time.

Shortly after that, following a set by the Cameron Family Singers, the review portion of the day got underway inside. This consisted of a core back-up band, which for the purposes of the Jamboree was christened Dan Kershaw's Country All Stars. It was composed of members of the Bros. Cosmoline who are also members of the Bebop Cowboys, and I think some other band in another configuration. They were then joined by other artists who got up to sing a couple of numbers each: John Borra and Colleen Hodgson, Steve Ketchen, a very pregnant Dottie Cormier (formerly of Heartbreak Hill), and Laura Hubert (formerly of the Leslie Spit Treeo). There were more than a few Hank Williams numbers trotted out, which is fine by me, and John and Colleen did their usual kick-ass version of Gram Parsons' "Ooh Las Vegas". Colleen then sang a song, which I think was another Gram song, but for the life of me I can't remember what it was. Ah, doesn't matter, she's just too darn cute anyway. Is she single? :-j

Later on in the evening, a duo called Ball And Chain, who I assume by the name, are husband and wife, regaled us with some fine, bluegrassy tunes and a fun song about beer, which the straw-Stetsoned, freckle-faced female half of the duo mischievously dedicated to all the little kids dancing in front of the stage, including one little boy dressed as Superman, cape and all, and a couple of little girls in over-sized Stetsons who pretty much ruled the dance floor, dosee-do-ing the entire day.

They were followed by the Cajun sounds of Swamperella, another band I had put in my Showcase page, but this was actually the first time I had seen them play live. They were great, led by Soozi Schlanger's fiddle and Cajun banshee vocals, spinning out a set of reels and waltzes. I don't know what it is about Cajun music, but it has the ability to make me sad and happy at the same time, or at least on this day, that's how it hit me. Maybe it's some sort of ancestral memory thing—not that I'm Cajun, or even Acadian, but I did grow up in Acadie. Flip through the Summerside phone book, and you'll see that 3/4 of it is Gallant's and DesRoches' and Arsenault's and Gaudet's (pronounced 'Goodie') and Pineau's. Drive through western P.E.I., up past Miscouche to Tignish, and you'll see all kinds of little pink houses... and yellow and purple. I've never been to Louisiana, but something tells me that I'd recognize some familiar cultural signs. But the sense of simultaneous sadness and joy is there in the music. Like lots of other kinds of traditional music—from Celtic music to blues—Acadian/Cajun music walks that line between celebration and sadness, between loss and laissez les bons temps roulez. Of course, part of the great appeal of these musics is the way they draw you in and allow you to kick up your heels and forget your troubles. No small coincidence that it's the music of cultures that have had their share of sadness and tragedy. But each element is there. Maybe that's why, when they played a tandem of songs, the first of which was called, I think, "Malheureuse"(?) and the second of which was called "Le Reel de Joie" or something similar, I actually enjoyed the former, while that latter left me melancholy.

But, in fine Cajun fashion, they filled the dancefloor. (As I said in my Showcase piece, this IS dance music). They all danced: children, elderly couples, lesbian couples, mothers and fathers twirling with giddy toddlers in their arms. Typical of the entire day, there was a palpable feeling of community and... yes, family. Might sound corny, but it was a truly beautiful thing, made even more so with Mother Nature's blessing. There was a moment while they were playing a waltz, and the setting sun, lingering just at the horizon, window-height, reached in from the veranda to paint the various waltzers on the dusky dancefloor in a warm glow of amber-gold.

The evening wrapped up with a rousing set from Atomic 7, who managed to put the bow on the whole day by transforming the old clubhouse into a rowdy barn dance. They played some originals and some well-chosen covers, including a twangy turn of Dusty Springfield's "I Only Want To Be With You", that had everybody up dancing, heel-and-toe-ing, or at least standing on the edge of the dancefloor, shaking hips, tapping toes and head-bobbing along. Then they invited all the other performers on stage for an ensemble romp through Dylan's "You Ain't Goin' Nowhere".

A great time. This will have to become an annual event. The end-of-summer ritual.

Night had fallen when I made my way back to the ferry for the short trip over to the city. The end of a special event, I thought to myself. But the ferry ride back would prove to be the most magical—and melancholy—part of the day. It was one of the smaller car ferries, just one level, no roof, space in the middle for a few cars; but there were no cars, just a couple dozen happy jamboreens and other island visitors on foot or with bikes. As I leaned on the wooden railing at the bow and gazed at the bright lights of the big city that loomed before me, it occurred to me that I had never seen the skyline of Toronto at night from the islands. It looked incredible. The lights of the glass office towers, the purple glow of the Skydome, the CN Tower, and further to the west the Ferris wheel at the Exhibition grounds. Picture-perfect.

Then I heard music, and I turned around with my back to the railing to see that Soozi from Swamperella and the Ball And Chain couple had stationed themselves near the bow and had taken out their instruments to serenade us on the return voyage. They stood in a close huddle, face-to-face, Soozi and the man on fiddles and the other woman on triangle. They played Cajun tunes and sang. People gathered 'round and listened, exchanged glances and smiled. I moved closer to hear. It was a wonderful moment. Half-way across, a small airplane on the way to land at the Island Airport flew low directly over us, a shapeless apparition of blinking lights in the dark sky. Like being buzzed by a playful angel. When the boat's horn blew and it was in tune with the fiddles, no one seemed surprised.

I looked ahead to see the luminous panorama of the city skyline, then looked aft to see, floating amidst a few slashes of clouds, a big, round, orange-yellow moon. With the music and the city lights and the moon and the warm lake breezes, I didn't know what to love more—so I just loved it all. Floating amidst such beauty, I thought to myself, could it get any better than this?

And before I could stop it, before I could choke back the thought...
yes, said a quiet voice inside, if you had someone to share it with.

Thursday, August 22, 2002

Shine on you crazy carbon-based entity

CHICAGO (Reuters) A Chicago company says it has developed a process for turning cremated human remains into diamonds that can be worn as jewelry.
[more...]

I like that. We start as a twinkle in someone's eye, and we end as a sparkling engagement ring.

And for the deluxe package, you can get yerself made into a diamond-encrusted frisbee!

Letter To The Idiots

Toronto Transit Commission
1900 Yonge Street
Toronto, Ontario
M4S 1Z2

Dear TTC,

Can someone at your fine organization please explain the logic behind your recent effort to construct new bus shelters? Specifically, I'm referring to the part of the plan that calls for the removal of the old bus shelters before the new onesówhich occupy a different space, yards awayóhave been erected. Could you not have left the old shelters up until the new ones are complete? Y'see, when it's raining, even an apparently obsolete bus shelter is better than none. Perhaps one of your project managers could explain the bus shelter replacement strategy. Which of them would be better able to respond to my enquiry, Cheech or Chong?

It's already frustrating enough waiting 10-15 minutes every morning rush hour at Finch and McCowan for the "Express" Finch East bus (39E)ówaiting and waitingóonly to have three, sometimes four 39E's arrive at the same time. Typically, the first bus is standing-room-only, the second is half-full and the others virtually empty. This need for a convoy system eludes me. But perhaps you have your reasons for it, as well as for the removal of the bus shelters. And maybe I'm just all wet.

Yours in transit (unfortunately),

Jim Kelly

Thursday, August 15, 2002

Bizzily Adams

New music from Ryan Adams on the horizon! Demolition drops on Sept. 24th ó 13 demos that were recorded "live in the studio" in 2001-'02. Click for song clips.

Prolific little imp isn't he?

Wednesday, August 14, 2002

When Bad Jokes Turn Real

Whenever someone asks me what religion I belong toówhich isn't often, thankfullyóI sometimes respond with this joke reply:

Me: "I'm a Frisbeeterian."
Them: "A what?"
Me: "A Frisbeeterian."
Them: "What's a Frisbeeterian?"
Me [trying to keep a straight face]: "We believe that when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof, and you can't get it down."

Laughter and gaiety ensues.

Real funny, right? Just a joke, eh? Think again Columbo...

"My father would be really happy if we actually played Frisbee with his remains," Daniel Headrick said. "He said he wanted to end up in a Frisbee that accidentally lands on someone's roof."

Christ on a bike!!

That gives spinning in your grave a whole new meaning!

Gig Bytes

Well, the gig at CafÈ May went all right. The audience was ... sparse (and, by the way, thank both of you for coming). Actually, there were a few other people, including several members of Wayne Omaha. Yawd of Wayne O is helping out at the CafÈ by booking bands and performing other sundry duties. If you've never been to CafÈ May, it's a quaint little place with a Swiss motif run by an elderly Japanese lady. Anyway, since there were about as many of us who were scheduled to perform as there were audience members, weóHeather, Howard, Katherine and Iódecided that we would simply all set up together and take turns doing songs from our set lists. Just make it informal and comfy.

So we did just that. And it went okay. I had gotten together with Kath a few hours before the gig, and we ran through the set list, which was beneficial for me since there were 3 or 4 songs that I had never heard before. I kind of lost my way through a couple of those, so I hope it didn't sound too bad. And there was at least one other song where my solo went quite awry at one point, my hand being in the wrong position (I have trouble visualizing the guitar neck sometimes if I'm playing a solo and there's a capo involved; I lose my visual cuesóthe dots on the fretboard, etcóand it throws me off). Kath was kind afterwards in saying that she didn't hear anything wrong, but I know her ears are better than that.

Of course, she may have been suffering her own distractions. About three songs in, between songs I hear her whisper "Oh, fuck", as she's looking toward the door. I follow her gaze and see a guy walking in, but whether because of the lighting or my failing eyesight, I didn't recognize him. Kath is shooting despair at her two friends at a table close to the stage; they're shooting back extreme empathy. I figure it was just some guy she knew that she didn't want to bump into. It's only after the show is over and we're sitting and swilling the great-tasting, free "band" beer, that I realize the guy is Martin Tielli of the Rheostatics. Kath has a very strong connection to the Rheo's and to Martin's music in particular, so that was quite a jarring moment for her. She tells this part better in her own blog entry.

So I'm glad I hadn't realized who was in the audience. I was edgy enough given my unfamiliarity with some of the songs (although it's probably hard for others to tell when I'm edgy). It was nice though to have a few songs that were structurally straightforward, like Lucinda Williams' "I Lost It", which allows for simple, blues-y fills and solosóterrain where I'm more sure of my footing and don't have to think too much, just feel and play those well-worn pathways.

So it went pretty well, all things considered. Kath was in fine form, singing and playing well. If she was nervous from knowing Martin was in the house, she didn't show it. A real pro. And Heather was in fine voice as well, even though she was suffering the after-effects of bronchitis. Howard was his usual solid self on guitar, harmonica and harmony vocals.

Bring on Carnegie Hall!

Saturday, August 10, 2002

Whirly Gig

"...a man is a fool who will not heed the call"

Due to a last-minute cancelation at CafÈ May, some friends of mine have lept in at the 11th hour to fill the entertainment void, selflessly offering their talents. So Howard and Heather will be playing a set of music, liberally sprinkled no doubt with Heather's own wonderful songs and lovely singing. And the opening 40-minute set will be performed by the lovely and talented Katherine, who has recruited yours truly to back her up on guitar.

We've only ever played together at informal and all-too-infrequent "Musical Friends" jams, where a group of us, usually including Howard and Heather, get together to sing and play, but I'm sure we'll be fine. Her tentative set list (thrown together only this evening) includes some Gillian Welch, a little Lucinda, a gram of Gram and a pinch of Wilco. And she assures me that the handful of songs I don't know, I can pick up easily. So this should be fun.

I was getting a little tired of air guitar anywayóeven with the Philson method. But I was getting pretty good with the moves.

Tuesday, August 06, 2002

Top oí the world Ma!

I'm standing a few feet from my desk, in sweaty t-shirt and shorts, playing immaculate air guitar ó Brian May's solo from "We Are The Champions", in fact. It's loud, it's proud, it's triumphant. My team played in the championship game for the summer ball hockey league tonightóAND WE WON!! And guess who tipped in the winning goal in the dying moments of the second, sudden-death overtime period? ME ME ME!!

What a great feeling! I don't think I've ever been part of a championship team before. The whole team played great all night. And I definitely had my best game of the season, after a few lacklustre efforts in the last couple of games. I think my re-energizing time in the sun yesterday must have helped, because I definitely had more energy and endurance tonight.

The way it's set up in the playoffs, a series consists of two games. Win both games, and you win the series, obviously. But if the teams split the games, the second game goes into sudden-death overtime. We made it to the final round, and in the first game (played a couple of weeks ago), we were up on the other team 2-0, and then our defensive play broke down and they came back and beat us 3-2. So we had to win this game tonight, and then win the overtime period.

During regulation time we were pretty dominant. We played smart, and we had more jump, even though they had more players. We really took it to them, winning 5-0. I had a couple of scoring chances, breakaways, but couldn't do anything with it once I got to net, other than let a weak shot go (my shot sucks), which their goalie easily turned aside (he played very well all night). But we kept the pressure on them, and later in the second period (there are two 25-minute periods) I gained possession at their blue line and raced in on the left side. Spotting one of my guys coming hard into the slot, I just swept it over to him and he blasted it past the goalie. Sweet!

We continued to play well in the overtime. A few close calls when they rang a couple of shots off the post (clink!), and some moments when they had us in disarray in our own zone, but we hung in there. Then, in the dying seconds of the second overtime (I kid you not), we had possession in their end, and the ball went back to one of our defensemen at the blue line. I headed for the front of the net, hoping just to screen the goalie, and when the shot came I was being covered by one of their guys, so I just put the blade of my stick on the "ice" (concrete, actually), like they always tell you to, not really trying to tip it, and as the ball went zooming by, I felt it just barely nick the tip of my blade. The ball changed direction, went up over the goalie's right shoulder and into the top corner of the net!

Arms flew in the air, cheers went up from our squad, and the season was ours. Nice way to end it, wouldn't you say? It's not the Stanley Cup, but I'll take my glory where I find it. Woo!

Now, if you'll pardon me, I have some more air guitar to play.

Monday, August 05, 2002

Prodigal Sun

Got me to the water
Got me a little sun
Had me some curried goat and rice
Even got me some writin' done

So I pulled a Sheryl Crow and soaked up some sun this afternoon, this being a holiday Monday. My original plan was to head over to the Toronto Islands and maybe find a patch of beach, and I was looking forward to the ferry ride over, get some nice lake breezes in my face. But when I got to the ferry docks, the line-ups were just too crazy. I knew there were some Caribana events there yesterday, but I thought maybe the crowds would lighten up today. Maybe they did, but the holding pen atmosphere of the place would have surely harshed my mellow, so I decided to stroll on down the boardwalk for a bit, and eventually found a nice piece of sun-drenched parkland just off the boardwalk, where I rolled out my towel, stripped off my shirt and laid back to soak up some sun.

Now I'm nobody's sun bunny. Not a sun-worshipper compared to some. But having grown up on P.E.I., my childhood summers revolved around weekly trips to the beach at Cabot Park (a 15-20 minute drive from our front door in Summerside) or maybe a little farther, to the white sand dunes and white-capped breakers (but colder water) of Cavendish. So it just doesn't seem right to let a summer go by without a little down time basking in the warmth of my old friend, el sol.

And, man, I was sorely in need of some down time. I don't think I quite fully realized how burnt-out I was feeling. Other than my day job, from which I haven't had a real, substantial holiday in almost a year, I have my freelance work, which doesn't occupy all my time, but when I am working on an article, it tends to dominate a good chunk of the usual two-week turn-around from the interview to the final period in the last sentence. The Emm Gryner story I just finished only had a one-week turn-around. It had been due last Monday but that deadline whooshed by, and then I spent the first few days of last week with a flu bug. I finally got the story submitted Thursday morning, pulling an all-nighter to do so.

I think I've been starting to notice how this pace has been taking its toll on me. Friday night, when I went with friends to see Paul Westerberg at the Phoenix (more on that later), I just felt kind of dull and listless, probably not helped by the consumption of several beers. The show itself was one of the best I've seen all year, and I thoroughly enjoyed it, but, especially later in the evening, I just felt like I wasn't fully there. Thinking back on conversations I had, it seems like maybe I was only half-heartedly involved. And I think I've been like that a lot lately. Not that I'm a chatter box usually, but it just seems that there have been times lately where I really wan't very interested in what I was saying. That's not a good way to be.

And of course, when I'm not writing an article, I'm blogging, or I'm reading others' blogs, or I'm visiting the various places on the web where I like to go. Seems like I spend an inordinate amount of time at my computer (no pun intended, for those of you who speak French). I mean, I like my computer, and I'm still enjoying new things about my iMac, downloading new software and such, but it gets to a point where ya just gotta get away from the thing.

So the sun felt good on my flesh. One day isn't much, but it did feel like I was able to get the batteries somewhat recharged. Let's not forget that we are solar-powered beings, after all. (And, yes, I used sun screen, of course.) And I even managed to write a good chunk of the lyrics for a song I'd started writing on Saturday. Kind of happy about that, because that would mark the first song I've actually written. Got tons of scraps filling up notepads and tapes, but this one might be the first one that actually makes it to the light of day.

Afterwards, I sauntered over to Harbourfront, where there was still a big Caribana vibe going on, and I chowed down on some curried goat and rice over at the food tent. Yum. Washed down with a nice, cold Keiths. I hung out there for a bit, soaking up the atmosphere. In the grassy area by the bazaar, there was a group on drummers (African? Brazilian?) playing (chunka-chunka, ka-chunk; chunka-chunka, ka-chunk) while people dressed in very brightly coloured costumes danced on stilts.

On the way home, I stopped at the Dairy Queen at Broadview and Mortimer and had me a delicious peanut buster parfait. I had had a craving for something like that since seeing the absolutely hilarious flim Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter last night at the Royal on College. Go see this film if you get a chance. And if you're not an easily offended devout Christian. It's a completely low budget film shot in Ottawa, where vampires are killing lesbians, and only Jesus Christ, with martial arts moves and killer one-liners, can save the day. He's aided by Mary Magnum and Santos, the masked professional wrestler. The audio is dubbed, there are musical sequences a la Godspell, and it's cheesy and campy as all get out. And it's great! What a hoot.

And why did this film make me crave a peanut buster parfait, you ask? Because God appears in the film, in a cameo as a cherry sundae (Jesus to sundae: "Oh, hi Dad") (not, by the way, as a bowl of soup, as the review on the imdb claimed. I mean, really. God as a bowl of soup. Get real. Besides, a sundae is more appropriate, dontcha think? Never as a bowl of soup.)

Seriously, after the movie, I had a craving for a sundae. What does that mean? Is that a sweet tooth, or signs of a spiritual yearning?

Either way, I guess I had the best of both worlds today: a delicious, chocolatey ice cream dessert, and the blessings of the sun.