Thursday, March 22, 2007

Jimbuck2's Joke Corner

Bono is at a U2 concert in Ireland when he asks the audience for some quiet.

Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A drunken voice from near the front of the audience pierces the silence...

"Fookin' stop doing it then!"

2 comments:

deano said...

You sure he wasn't in Scotland? In Ireland, wouldn't it be more like 'farghking?'

Jimbuck2 said...

I think it was a drunken Scottish guy in Ireland.