Okay, that does it. Someday, I will work for Rhino Records.

"KAZOOS TO NUGGETS"
"Every few months at Rhino, new employees congregate for a special element of Rhino's orientation program: From Kazoos to Nuggets - A Rhino Musical History Orientation. It is a crash course on all the music and mayhem of Rhino -- from the trunk of Richard and Harold's cars, to the store, to the first EP Some Kazoos by the Temple City Kazoo Orchestra to the triumphant Nuggets box and beyond. Each new-hire is ceremoniously dubbed a "Rhino," bathed in product, and treated to stories of deals, office changes, and musical fanaticism taken to the extreme by Senior VP of A&R Gary Stewart."

A company among whose chief offerings at the moment include Elvis Costello reissues and the Last Waltz boxed set.

A company that celebrates the Kazoo and "Fish Heads"!

And their head office is in L.A.

I will be theirs. Oh yes, I will be theirs.