Is That A Vent?

I would like to thank the lady in front of me in the supermarket express lane tonight for her sterling math skills. The sign says 1-to-8 items. By my count you had 13. Now, I think it's okay to have 9 or 10 items. I'm not that anal. But 13? That's more than 50% over the limit. Oh, and thank you for placing the bar on the conveyer belt to separate my three items from yours. We wouldn't want you to be mistaken for having 16 itemsóthat would be 100% over the limit, instead of the mere 50% over that you had already achieved.

IT'S CALLED AN EXPRESS LANE FOR A REASON LADY!! THANKS TO YOUR SELFISHNESS I MISSED MY DAMN BUS AND HAD TO WAIT 15 MINUTES FOR THE NEXT ONE!

*deep breath*

okay, I feel better now.