Come Play...

The summer tourism season is a big business back home on P.E.I. But it looks like some potential summer visitors calling the Tourism Department's toll-free number discovered they were in for a hotter time than expected.

[Telephone rings. Line is picked up, and a woman answers with a breathy voice]
"Hi, my name's Anne. I've got red pigtails that hang down over my hot body in an ever-so-wonderful way. Would you like to come play on my...island?"