Links du Jour

It's time to get medieval on your friends, with The Amazing Catapult Watch! Courtesy of your friends at BackyardArtillery.com

These and other wacky web wonders brought to you by our friends at WFMU. Their newsletter offers a regular feature called SITES FOR SORE EYES. Here's some more of this month's offerings.

This one's just wackily funny, in a Coen brothers kinda way:
JOE C. ZETTLEMOYER
http://www.shriners-houston.org/zottlemoyer.htm
Illustrious Potentate, husband, Advanced Fluids Systems employee.

This one is at once hilarious and oddly disturbing... in a cuddly, furry, laser-y kinda way:
GLARING WITTLE KITTY KAT
http://www.konstruktiv.net/kitty_02.swf
Bitch, I said Iam's not Hill's Science!"

Here's one for the ladies...
THE WORLD'S LONGEST TONGUE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_1646000/1646912.stm
"I'm just proud that now people everywhere can read about me and my tongue."

And, in the fine tradition of The Name Game, here's yet another way to have fun with your name ("Cyborg, banana-banna-by-borg, fee-fi-fyborg...":
C.Y.B.O.R.G.
http://brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html
Good for about 5 minutes of entertainment. Decodes what your name would mean "if you happened to be a shallow imitation of humanity with a dark purpose."

"Good for 5 minutes of entertainment"?! Way more like... 7 or 8!

And, in case you were wondering...


... which reminds me... 'bout time I mowed the lawn... logically and intelligently, of course! [What other way is there to mow a lawn? It's a geometry exercise... a noisy, sweaty, grassy-smelling geometry exercise.]