Friday, September 06, 2002

Nekolepsi

Here's what Didi scooped at the Neko Case garage sale:

"At the sale I got a travel guide to Elvis Presley sites across the usa (but she gave this free), another book (but what was it?), a microwave cart, and a framed autographed promo item of Richard Buckner. Deanna Varagonna beat me to the Barbie liquor cabinet, probably just as well."

I always suspected Barbie was a boozer.

Thursday, September 05, 2002

It has layers, like a ... uh, something layery

Irony may or may not be dead after 9/11, but irreverent satire is still alive and well and living in The Onion.

Wednesday, September 04, 2002

BoomDoggle

Some new drawings over at explodingdog.com, including this one. Hmmmm, looks like Sam's cat may be exerting some pressure behind the scenes. Expect future drawings with titles such as "The Day They Discovered Cats Really Do Run Things".

Ooooh, this one is amazing.

Tuesday, September 03, 2002

A Case Of Neko

I picked up Neko Case's latest CD, Blacklisted over the weekend, and so far it sounds pretty damn good. This time around Neko's taken on the bulk of the songwriting and plays several instruments, including guitar and drums. I think she learned to play the guitar in the last several years so she could write songs with it, and if that's the case, the proof is in the puddin'.

She's always had a great voice, but this set of songs makes me wish that she'd begun writing songs long before this. I'll qualify that by saying that I've only listened to it a few times, but I get the feeling I'm a-gonna just keep on liking it more and more. There's a great song called "Deep Red Bells", which has a Johnny-Cash-meets-David-Lynch thing goin' on, and another called "I Wish I Was The Moon", which is a wonderful expression of loneliness. So many great songs are built around the clear expression of one concept/idea/thought/feeling. Imagine, being so lonely that you would rather be the moon (surely the Maytag repairman of cellestial orbs). There's also a very nice cover of "Running Out Of Fools".

When I got home, I received an email from my friend Didi in Chicago (Neko's home base these days). I get a kick out of Didi. She tosses off the following as a casual aside in her email: "Oh yeah, Neko Case had a garage sale last week. She had some wacky stuff but I only ended up getting a few things. Beer was served, so its hard to imagine much profit!"

I have yet to receive a response to my reply, which went something like this: "What did you get?! What wacky stuff?! Tell me tell me tell me!" Stay tuned.

Didi is the centre of all musical coincidences (Chicago Chapter, est. 1997). One of the first CD reviews I ever wrote for Chart was for Liz Phair's Whitechocolatespaceegg, in which I utilized a confectionery analogy, something like "hard and crunchy outside, sweet and soft inside. Mmmmm." Turns out that Didi's family doctor is Liz's father. Doc Phair, Didi calls him. So D gives a copy of my review to the good Phair doctor, and he apparently said he'd pass it on to Liz. Only thing is, I learned afterwards that the title of the CD came to Liz when she first saw her son's head just after his birth. And here I am comparing her infant son's head to a yummy chocolate! Yeah, can't wait to run into her. "So you're the guy who wants to eat my son's head!" Bang!

Also, after I had turned Didi into a Rheostatics fan, she happened to end up in the same elevator as the band when they were in Chicago a few years ago. She apparently cornered Tim Vesley in the elevator and railed on for a while about how "Claire" is the greatest song ever written, etc. Poor Tim. I imagine those guys assumed they had a cloak of obscurity with them in Chicago, and all of a sudden they're trapped in an elevator with a crazy red-head ranting about "Claire".

There's some way to wrap this all up with something about "Life isn't Phair..." or "Claire de la lune" or something, and maybe if I worked on it for an hour, something would come to me, but I gotta go to bed, so I'll leave you to you own devices.

This is a nice blog... to poop on!

If you caught the MTV Video Awards the other night, then you probably saw the "brouhaha" when Triumph The Insult Comic Dog found himself and his gravity-stricken cigar in the middle of the tiff between Moby and Eminem (those poop-disturbers!) The subsequent message on TTICD's web page is pretty funny.

TRIUMPH'S MESSAGE TO HIS FANS
"I would like all of you to know that I am fine, that the scuffle at the MTV awards involving Eminem, Moby and Eminem's trusty friend who threw my pooping paper in the air did not result in permanent injury. As soon as Christina Aguilera came out, I licked myself as a test and my pink thing was perfectly functional. You will be glad to know that Moby also licked himself and all systems were go."
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People I met at a barbecue over the weekend were telling me how badly Guns N' Roses sucked on the awards show. They were the big surprise closing act, but it was just Axl Rose and a bunch of other facelessóliterallyóguys. I caught the rerun Sunday night, and my god, in the name of all that is good and holy... did he ever suck! He was horrible! That must have been the worst ever performance on an awards show. I never liked his screeching to begin with (he should have been banned from music for butchering Knockin' On Heaven's Door), but his completely off-key screeching was enough to try anyone's "patience". That is, when he wasn't sucking wind, trying to catch his breath. Mick Jagger is, what, 30 years older, but he would have made Axl look like a flat tire. Now that's embarassing.

I swear, I could literally hear the nails going into the coffin of Axl's career.

And before I go, let me just find one more excuse to use italics. Thank you.

Monday, September 02, 2002

Babylonandon Sistah

Got a nice shout out from Corina over at this Glenn Tilbrook fan site, regarding my blog entry about Glenn's wacky and fantastic Toronto show at the Horseshoe back in May. Hopefully that may spur some of the photographers from that night to send in their pics. I would love to have a visual momento from that gig.

Friday, August 30, 2002

Expecting More

It's late and I should be going to bed, but I have to blog about this before I forget.

Did two things tonight: First, I took my electric guitar in to Long & McQuade to get fixed. I was putting on a new set of slightly heavier strings last night, when the nut broke (that's the part at the end of the neck that saddles the strings before they go to the tuner pegs on the head stock). Thankfully, it's under warrantly for another month, so they'll fix it for free.

Then, I went to C'est What to catch the last installment of Girls With Guitars for a while (they resume in December), hosted by my friend Linda M. It was a nice evening of music with Linda and her guests Elana Harte and Dottie Cormier (Lorraine Segato had been sheduled but had to pull out the day of, due to an illness in the family).

Dottie, about 7 months pregnant, had arguably the best song of the night. It's a new song that she hasn't recorded yet. Being a responsible mom-to-be, she explained how her abstinence from alcohol had given her a certain clarity of mind. She noted that when some people quit booze, they find God. But she also noted the irony that Jesus turned water into wine. So the chorus of the song went like so:

God and liquor
They go hand-in-hand
When you're done dodging one
The other's there to understand


:-j

G'night!

Wednesday, August 28, 2002

My Definitions

Okay, sorry for all the talk of tumescence. Sometimes a theme just pops up, and you go with it.

On to bigger and bett... well, on to other things...

It's a big day here in Jimbuck2. The dawn of a new beginning. The launch of a fresh start. The virgin flight of a novel endeavour. The nascent birth of a still-wet-behind-the-ears enterprise. The dawn of a ... oh, wait, I used that one already... The howling proto-infancy... of ... um ... a non-old ... uh ... thing of the newest newness.

Yeah.

It's a (possibly) recurring feature I'm calling My Definitions. Enjoy.
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My Definitions

Tumensance.
Definition: A state of intellectual arousal achieved only by geniuses.

Tuesday, August 27, 2002

Update

12:41 pm. Crotch seam holding, despite having to write copy for a Jessica Simpson CD. A victory for bachelor sewers everywhere!.

Monday, August 26, 2002

Crotchety Sew And Sew

Just waiting for a couple of pairs of pants in the dryer, and then I can go to bed. I had to sew up a hole in one of them, so I'm curious to see if my handiwork will hold up. While on the subway on my way to work last week, I suddenly noticed that I had a rather noticable hole in the crotch of my black Dockers (just below the zipper). However, it was only apparent if I sat with my legs wider than, say, 40 degrees apart, so I made it through the day without, um, revealing too much.

So, tonight, while I watched a Ken Burns-style documentary on the history of passenger trains, I sewed up the crotch tunnel until no light shone through. Let's hope that does the trick, or at the very least, should my stitchwork prove sub-par, let's hope that I don't have any overly lurid thoughts tomorrow. The centre may not hold.

Mental note to self: remember to wear underwear tomorrow.

Need For Read

I need something new to read. Just finished reading "A&R" by Bill Flanagan.




Flanagan is a music journalist who's written for Rolling Stone and other such publications. I had read a previous book of his, a bio on U2 called U2 - At The End Of The World, which I found quite engrossing. He had complete access to the band around the time leading up to and during the recording of their Achtung Baby album (still one of my faves) and ZooTV tour. It offered a real sense of behind-the-scenes access into the machinations of one of the biggest bands in the world (then in the process of reclaiming its cred).

"A&R" is a novel about the world of big record labelsóthe ethical abuses, the compromises, the power politics, the changing of the guard from the 1960s eccentric, swashbuckling pioneers (one character seems die-cast from Island Records founder Chris Blackwell) to the current reign of the bean-counters. Not a great work of literature, but a good read. Considering Flanagan's experience with the industry, it's also quite insightful.

But now what do I read? I think I feel like something a little mind-bending and perhaps a bit twisted. I'm thinking maybe something in the neighbourhood of Kurt Vonnegut. I've read "Breakfast Of Champions"ówhich I loved!óand, of course, "Slaughterhouse Five". Any suggestions? "Cat's Cradle"? "Timequake"?

Sunday, August 25, 2002

Under A Cajun Moon

Spent yesterday afternoon and evening at the 3rd Annual Country Jamboree, held on Ward's Island, part of the Toronto Islands park, at the Ward's Island Association Clubhouse. The Clubhouse is a great old building, wood beams and trusses in the ceiling, hard-wood floor with a half-dozen old wooden church pews to one side and a stage at one end. Judging from the pictures on the walls, the place must date back to the 1910s at least. It's one of those old places that still gives off a sense of the human history that's paraded through it over the years, like it's soaked into the fibres of the wood—a history of people coming together. Of society. Of community. Of common bonds. Of sharing good will and good times. I imagine it's borne witness to countless wedding receptions and pageants and New Year's Eve celebrations and various other socials and shindigs.

So it was a perfect spot for the Country Jamboree. I'm not exactly sure who the chief organizers were, but I heard about it through an email newsletter from Dan Kershaw of the Bros. Cosmoline. The event was from 3pm until 9pm. I arrived shortly after 4, and wandered outside where people were spread out on the lawn listening to a bluegrass trio perched on the tiny porch, huddled around a single microphone. This was a group made up of members of the Foggy Hogtown Boys/Crazy Strings & the Backstabbers. They sounded pretty good. I made the acquaintance of Dan Kershaw, who I had interviewed by phone when I put the Bros. Cosmoline in my Showcase page, but I had until then never met him in person. Very nice guy. We chatted for a while about what they had been up to that summer, playing folk festivals and touring out west, where he had met Nick Lowe, who had shared with Dan his thoughts on "the tyranny of the snare drum"; a very interesting topic, but one which we'll have to leave for another time.

Shortly after that, following a set by the Cameron Family Singers, the review portion of the day got underway inside. This consisted of a core back-up band, which for the purposes of the Jamboree was christened Dan Kershaw's Country All Stars. It was composed of members of the Bros. Cosmoline who are also members of the Bebop Cowboys, and I think some other band in another configuration. They were then joined by other artists who got up to sing a couple of numbers each: John Borra and Colleen Hodgson, Steve Ketchen, a very pregnant Dottie Cormier (formerly of Heartbreak Hill), and Laura Hubert (formerly of the Leslie Spit Treeo). There were more than a few Hank Williams numbers trotted out, which is fine by me, and John and Colleen did their usual kick-ass version of Gram Parsons' "Ooh Las Vegas". Colleen then sang a song, which I think was another Gram song, but for the life of me I can't remember what it was.

Later on in the evening, a duo called Ball And Chain, who I assume by the name, are husband and wife, regaled us with some fine, bluegrassy tunes and a fun song about beer, which the straw-Stetsoned, freckle-faced female half of the duo mischievously dedicated to all the little kids dancing in front of the stage, including one little boy dressed as Superman, cape and all, and a couple of little girls in over-sized Stetsons who pretty much ruled the dance floor, dosee-do-ing the entire day.

They were followed by the Cajun sounds of Swamperella, another band I had put in my Showcase page, but this was actually the first time I had seen them play live. They were great, led by Soozi Schlanger's fiddle and Cajun banshee vocals, spinning out a set of reels and waltzes. I don't know what it is about Cajun music, but it has the ability to make me sad and happy at the same time, or at least on this day, that's how it hit me. Maybe it's some sort of ancestral memory thing—not that I'm Cajun, or even Acadian, but I did grow up in Acadie. Flip through the Summerside phone book, and you'll see that 3/4 of it is Gallant's and DesRoches' and Arsenault's and Gaudet's (pronounced 'Goodie') and Pineau's. Drive through western P.E.I., up past Miscouche to Tignish, and you'll see all kinds of little pink houses... and yellow and purple. I've never been to Louisiana, but something tells me that I'd recognize some familiar cultural signs. But the sense of simultaneous sadness and joy is there in the music. Like lots of other kinds of traditional music—from Celtic music to blues—Acadian/Cajun music walks that line between celebration and sadness, between loss and laissez les bons temps roulez. Of course, part of the great appeal of these musics is the way they draw you in and allow you to kick up your heels and forget your troubles. No small coincidence that it's the music of cultures that have had their share of sadness and tragedy. But each element is there. Maybe that's why, when they played a tandem of songs, the first of which was called, I think, "Malheureuse"(?) and the second of which was called "Le Reel de Joie" or something similar, I actually enjoyed the former, while that latter left me melancholy.

But, in fine Cajun fashion, they filled the dancefloor. (As I said in my Showcase piece, this IS dance music). They all danced: children, elderly couples, lesbian couples, mothers and fathers twirling with giddy toddlers in their arms. Typical of the entire day, there was a palpable feeling of community and... yes, family. Might sound corny, but it was a truly beautiful thing, made even more so with Mother Nature's blessing. There was a moment while they were playing a waltz, and the setting sun, lingering just at the horizon, window-height, reached in from the veranda to paint the various waltzers on the dusky dancefloor in a warm glow of amber-gold.

The evening wrapped up with a rousing set from Atomic 7, who managed to put the bow on the whole day by transforming the old clubhouse into a rowdy barn dance. They played some originals and some well-chosen covers, including a twangy turn of Dusty Springfield's "I Only Want To Be With You", that had everybody up dancing, heel-and-toe-ing, or at least standing on the edge of the dancefloor, shaking hips, tapping toes and head-bobbing along. Then they invited all the other performers on stage for an ensemble romp through Dylan's "You Ain't Goin' Nowhere".

A great time. This will have to become an annual event. The end-of-summer ritual.

Night had fallen when I made my way back to the ferry for the short trip over to the city. The end of a special event, I thought to myself. But the ferry ride back would prove to be the most magical—and melancholy—part of the day. It was one of the smaller car ferries, just one level, no roof, space in the middle for a few cars; but there were no cars, just a couple dozen happy jamboreens and other island visitors on foot or with bikes. As I leaned on the wooden railing at the bow and gazed at the bright lights of the big city that loomed before me, it occurred to me that I had never seen the skyline of Toronto at night from the islands. It looked incredible. The lights of the glass office towers, the purple glow of the Skydome, the CN Tower, and further to the west the Ferris wheel at the Exhibition grounds. Picture-perfect.

Then I heard music, and I turned around with my back to the railing to see that Soozi from Swamperella and the Ball And Chain couple had stationed themselves near the bow and had taken out their instruments to serenade us on the return voyage. They stood in a close huddle, face-to-face, Soozi and the man on fiddles and the other woman on triangle. They played Cajun tunes and sang. People gathered 'round and listened, exchanged glances and smiled. I moved closer to hear. It was a wonderful moment. Half-way across, a small airplane on the way to land at the Island Airport flew low directly over us, a shapeless apparition of blinking lights in the dark sky. Like being buzzed by a playful angel. When the boat's horn blew and it was in tune with the fiddles, no one seemed surprised.

I looked ahead to see the luminous panorama of the city skyline, then looked aft to see, floating amidst a few slashes of clouds, a big, round, orange-yellow moon. With the music and the city lights and the moon and the warm lake breezes, I didn't know what to love more—so I just loved it all. Floating amidst such beauty, I thought to myself, could it get any better than this?

And before I could stop it, before I could choke back the thought...
yes, said a quiet voice inside, if you had someone to share it with.

Thursday, August 22, 2002

Shine on you crazy carbon-based entity

CHICAGO (Reuters) A Chicago company says it has developed a process for turning cremated human remains into diamonds that can be worn as jewelry.
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I like that. We start as a twinkle in someone's eye, and we end as a sparkling engagement ring.

And for the deluxe package, you can get yerself made into a diamond-encrusted frisbee!

Letter To The Idiots

Toronto Transit Commission
1900 Yonge Street
Toronto, Ontario
M4S 1Z2

Dear TTC,

Can someone at your fine organization please explain the logic behind your recent effort to construct new bus shelters? Specifically, I'm referring to the part of the plan that calls for the removal of the old bus shelters before the new onesówhich occupy a different space, yards awayóhave been erected. Could you not have left the old shelters up until the new ones are complete? Y'see, when it's raining, even an apparently obsolete bus shelter is better than none. Perhaps one of your project managers could explain the bus shelter replacement strategy. Which of them would be better able to respond to my enquiry, Cheech or Chong?

It's already frustrating enough waiting 10-15 minutes every morning rush hour at Finch and McCowan for the "Express" Finch East bus (39E)ówaiting and waitingóonly to have three, sometimes four 39E's arrive at the same time. Typically, the first bus is standing-room-only, the second is half-full and the others virtually empty. This need for a convoy system eludes me. But perhaps you have your reasons for it, as well as for the removal of the bus shelters. And maybe I'm just all wet.

Yours in transit (unfortunately),

Jim Kelly

Thursday, August 15, 2002

Bizzily Adams

New music from Ryan Adams on the horizon! Demolition drops on Sept. 24th ó 13 demos that were recorded "live in the studio" in 2001-'02. Click for song clips.

Prolific little imp isn't he?

Wednesday, August 14, 2002

When Bad Jokes Turn Real

Whenever someone asks me what religion I belong toówhich isn't often, thankfullyóI sometimes respond with this joke reply:

Me: "I'm a Frisbeeterian."
Them: "A what?"
Me: "A Frisbeeterian."
Them: "What's a Frisbeeterian?"
Me [trying to keep a straight face]: "We believe that when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof, and you can't get it down."

Laughter and gaiety ensues.

Real funny, right? Just a joke, eh? Think again Columbo...

"My father would be really happy if we actually played Frisbee with his remains," Daniel Headrick said. "He said he wanted to end up in a Frisbee that accidentally lands on someone's roof."

Christ on a bike!!

That gives spinning in your grave a whole new meaning!

Gig Bytes

Well, the gig at CafÈ May went all right. The audience was ... sparse (and, by the way, thank both of you for coming). Actually, there were a few other people, including several members of Wayne Omaha. Yawd of Wayne O is helping out at the CafÈ by booking bands and performing other sundry duties. If you've never been to CafÈ May, it's a quaint little place with a Swiss motif run by an elderly Japanese lady. Anyway, since there were about as many of us who were scheduled to perform as there were audience members, weóHeather, Howard, Katherine and Iódecided that we would simply all set up together and take turns doing songs from our set lists. Just make it informal and comfy.

So we did just that. And it went okay. I had gotten together with Kath a few hours before the gig, and we ran through the set list, which was beneficial for me since there were 3 or 4 songs that I had never heard before. I kind of lost my way through a couple of those, so I hope it didn't sound too bad. And there was at least one other song where my solo went quite awry at one point, my hand being in the wrong position (I have trouble visualizing the guitar neck sometimes if I'm playing a solo and there's a capo involved; I lose my visual cuesóthe dots on the fretboard, etcóand it throws me off). Kath was kind afterwards in saying that she didn't hear anything wrong, but I know her ears are better than that.

Of course, she may have been suffering her own distractions. About three songs in, between songs I hear her whisper "Oh, fuck", as she's looking toward the door. I follow her gaze and see a guy walking in, but whether because of the lighting or my failing eyesight, I didn't recognize him. Kath is shooting despair at her two friends at a table close to the stage; they're shooting back extreme empathy. I figure it was just some guy she knew that she didn't want to bump into. It's only after the show is over and we're sitting and swilling the great-tasting, free "band" beer, that I realize the guy is Martin Tielli of the Rheostatics. Kath has a very strong connection to the Rheo's and to Martin's music in particular, so that was quite a jarring moment for her. She tells this part better in her own blog entry.

So I'm glad I hadn't realized who was in the audience. I was edgy enough given my unfamiliarity with some of the songs (although it's probably hard for others to tell when I'm edgy). It was nice though to have a few songs that were structurally straightforward, like Lucinda Williams' "I Lost It", which allows for simple, blues-y fills and solosóterrain where I'm more sure of my footing and don't have to think too much, just feel and play those well-worn pathways.

So it went pretty well, all things considered. Kath was in fine form, singing and playing well. If she was nervous from knowing Martin was in the house, she didn't show it. A real pro. And Heather was in fine voice as well, even though she was suffering the after-effects of bronchitis. Howard was his usual solid self on guitar, harmonica and harmony vocals.

Bring on Carnegie Hall!

Saturday, August 10, 2002

Whirly Gig

"...a man is a fool who will not heed the call"

Due to a last-minute cancelation at CafÈ May, some friends of mine have lept in at the 11th hour to fill the entertainment void, selflessly offering their talents. So Howard and Heather will be playing a set of music, liberally sprinkled no doubt with Heather's own wonderful songs and lovely singing. And the opening 40-minute set will be performed by the lovely and talented Katherine, who has recruited yours truly to back her up on guitar.

We've only ever played together at informal and all-too-infrequent "Musical Friends" jams, where a group of us, usually including Howard and Heather, get together to sing and play, but I'm sure we'll be fine. Her tentative set list (thrown together only this evening) includes some Gillian Welch, a little Lucinda, a gram of Gram and a pinch of Wilco. And she assures me that the handful of songs I don't know, I can pick up easily. So this should be fun.

I was getting a little tired of air guitar anywayóeven with the Philson method. But I was getting pretty good with the moves.

Tuesday, August 06, 2002

Top oí the world Ma!

I'm standing a few feet from my desk, in sweaty t-shirt and shorts, playing immaculate air guitar ó Brian May's solo from "We Are The Champions", in fact. It's loud, it's proud, it's triumphant. My team played in the championship game for the summer ball hockey league tonightóAND WE WON!! And guess who tipped in the winning goal in the dying moments of the second, sudden-death overtime period? ME ME ME!!

What a great feeling! I don't think I've ever been part of a championship team before. The whole team played great all night. And I definitely had my best game of the season, after a few lacklustre efforts in the last couple of games. I think my re-energizing time in the sun yesterday must have helped, because I definitely had more energy and endurance tonight.

The way it's set up in the playoffs, a series consists of two games. Win both games, and you win the series, obviously. But if the teams split the games, the second game goes into sudden-death overtime. We made it to the final round, and in the first game (played a couple of weeks ago), we were up on the other team 2-0, and then our defensive play broke down and they came back and beat us 3-2. So we had to win this game tonight, and then win the overtime period.

During regulation time we were pretty dominant. We played smart, and we had more jump, even though they had more players. We really took it to them, winning 5-0. I had a couple of scoring chances, breakaways, but couldn't do anything with it once I got to net, other than let a weak shot go (my shot sucks), which their goalie easily turned aside (he played very well all night). But we kept the pressure on them, and later in the second period (there are two 25-minute periods) I gained possession at their blue line and raced in on the left side. Spotting one of my guys coming hard into the slot, I just swept it over to him and he blasted it past the goalie. Sweet!

We continued to play well in the overtime. A few close calls when they rang a couple of shots off the post (clink!), and some moments when they had us in disarray in our own zone, but we hung in there. Then, in the dying seconds of the second overtime (I kid you not), we had possession in their end, and the ball went back to one of our defensemen at the blue line. I headed for the front of the net, hoping just to screen the goalie, and when the shot came I was being covered by one of their guys, so I just put the blade of my stick on the "ice" (concrete, actually), like they always tell you to, not really trying to tip it, and as the ball went zooming by, I felt it just barely nick the tip of my blade. The ball changed direction, went up over the goalie's right shoulder and into the top corner of the net!

Arms flew in the air, cheers went up from our squad, and the season was ours. Nice way to end it, wouldn't you say? It's not the Stanley Cup, but I'll take my glory where I find it. Woo!

Now, if you'll pardon me, I have some more air guitar to play.

Monday, August 05, 2002

Prodigal Sun

Got me to the water
Got me a little sun
Had me some curried goat and rice
Even got me some writin' done

So I pulled a Sheryl Crow and soaked up some sun this afternoon, this being a holiday Monday. My original plan was to head over to the Toronto Islands and maybe find a patch of beach, and I was looking forward to the ferry ride over, get some nice lake breezes in my face. But when I got to the ferry docks, the line-ups were just too crazy. I knew there were some Caribana events there yesterday, but I thought maybe the crowds would lighten up today. Maybe they did, but the holding pen atmosphere of the place would have surely harshed my mellow, so I decided to stroll on down the boardwalk for a bit, and eventually found a nice piece of sun-drenched parkland just off the boardwalk, where I rolled out my towel, stripped off my shirt and laid back to soak up some sun.

Now I'm nobody's sun bunny. Not a sun-worshipper compared to some. But having grown up on P.E.I., my childhood summers revolved around weekly trips to the beach at Cabot Park (a 15-20 minute drive from our front door in Summerside) or maybe a little farther, to the white sand dunes and white-capped breakers (but colder water) of Cavendish. So it just doesn't seem right to let a summer go by without a little down time basking in the warmth of my old friend, el sol.

And, man, I was sorely in need of some down time. I don't think I quite fully realized how burnt-out I was feeling. Other than my day job, from which I haven't had a real, substantial holiday in almost a year, I have my freelance work, which doesn't occupy all my time, but when I am working on an article, it tends to dominate a good chunk of the usual two-week turn-around from the interview to the final period in the last sentence. The Emm Gryner story I just finished only had a one-week turn-around. It had been due last Monday but that deadline whooshed by, and then I spent the first few days of last week with a flu bug. I finally got the story submitted Thursday morning, pulling an all-nighter to do so.

I think I've been starting to notice how this pace has been taking its toll on me. Friday night, when I went with friends to see Paul Westerberg at the Phoenix (more on that later), I just felt kind of dull and listless, probably not helped by the consumption of several beers. The show itself was one of the best I've seen all year, and I thoroughly enjoyed it, but, especially later in the evening, I just felt like I wasn't fully there. Thinking back on conversations I had, it seems like maybe I was only half-heartedly involved. And I think I've been like that a lot lately. Not that I'm a chatter box usually, but it just seems that there have been times lately where I really wan't very interested in what I was saying. That's not a good way to be.

And of course, when I'm not writing an article, I'm blogging, or I'm reading others' blogs, or I'm visiting the various places on the web where I like to go. Seems like I spend an inordinate amount of time at my computer (no pun intended, for those of you who speak French). I mean, I like my computer, and I'm still enjoying new things about my iMac, downloading new software and such, but it gets to a point where ya just gotta get away from the thing.

So the sun felt good on my flesh. One day isn't much, but it did feel like I was able to get the batteries somewhat recharged. Let's not forget that we are solar-powered beings, after all. (And, yes, I used sun screen, of course.) And I even managed to write a good chunk of the lyrics for a song I'd started writing on Saturday. Kind of happy about that, because that would mark the first song I've actually written. Got tons of scraps filling up notepads and tapes, but this one might be the first one that actually makes it to the light of day.

Afterwards, I sauntered over to Harbourfront, where there was still a big Caribana vibe going on, and I chowed down on some curried goat and rice over at the food tent. Yum. Washed down with a nice, cold Keiths. I hung out there for a bit, soaking up the atmosphere. In the grassy area by the bazaar, there was a group on drummers (African? Brazilian?) playing (chunka-chunka, ka-chunk; chunka-chunka, ka-chunk) while people dressed in very brightly coloured costumes danced on stilts.

On the way home, I stopped at the Dairy Queen at Broadview and Mortimer and had me a delicious peanut buster parfait. I had had a craving for something like that since seeing the absolutely hilarious flim Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter last night at the Royal on College. Go see this film if you get a chance. And if you're not an easily offended devout Christian. It's a completely low budget film shot in Ottawa, where vampires are killing lesbians, and only Jesus Christ, with martial arts moves and killer one-liners, can save the day. He's aided by Mary Magnum and Santos, the masked professional wrestler. The audio is dubbed, there are musical sequences a la Godspell, and it's cheesy and campy as all get out. And it's great! What a hoot.

And why did this film make me crave a peanut buster parfait, you ask? Because God appears in the film, in a cameo as a cherry sundae (Jesus to sundae: "Oh, hi Dad") (not, by the way, as a bowl of soup, as the review on the imdb claimed. I mean, really. God as a bowl of soup. Get real. Besides, a sundae is more appropriate, dontcha think? Never as a bowl of soup.)

Seriously, after the movie, I had a craving for a sundae. What does that mean? Is that a sweet tooth, or signs of a spiritual yearning?

Either way, I guess I had the best of both worlds today: a delicious, chocolatey ice cream dessert, and the blessings of the sun.

Tuesday, July 30, 2002

Added some "Cool & Fun" links to the sidebar, some which I've blogged about in the past. Caution: Kitties With Laser Eyes! is not for the faint of heart.

Sunday, July 28, 2002

What Were They Thinking?

Check out these absolutely high-larious band promo pics at Rock And Roll Confidential's Hall of Douchebags. (via circadian shift)

Reminds me of this pic, which not only represents album cover art gone wrong, but also demonstrates to what lengths Nashville nu-country will go to make itself look completely ridiculous. Every time I see it at work, I announce in a deep, profound voice: Kenny Chesney: Last Of The Amphibian Cowboys.

Saturday, July 27, 2002

It's, like, justice

Court rules 'Barbie Girl' can party on

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- A federal appeals court declined to reinstate a lawsuit from Mattel Inc. alleging the rock song "Barbie Girl" infringed on the toy-maker's doll patent.

Mattel sued MCA Records Inc. and others who helped produce and market the song, which includes the phrase, "I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world." The maker of Barbie claimed the song by the Danish band Aqua violated Mattel's copyright and that the song confused consumers into thinking Mattel backed the Top 40 composition.
[ed. Yes, that's what I thought everytime I heard that song. Sheesh. Besides, in the wacky world of pop culture, where Springsteen's "Born In The U.S.A." is taken up as a patriotic song, didn't that Aqua songóbimbo references or notómake Barbie kind of cool? ]

MCA also sued Mattel for defamation while the lawsuit was pending. Mattel, the court wrote, said MCA's alleged trademark violation was a "crime."

The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Wednesday upheld a lower court that threw out the defamation suit and the trademark lawsuit.

[ed. Here's the part that I love:]
"The parties are advised to chill," Judge Alex Kozinski wrote for the three-judge panel.

*pulls the chord* "Can you say 'frivolous litigation'?"

Fun With Company Names

Y'know folks, there are some very amusing company names out there. Last week, I was waiting for the bus after work, and there was a concrete mixer truck stopped at the lights. On the driver's door, below his left-arm tan, was a plain sign that said:

James Dick
Concrete

Oh yes. Dick of concrete.
I hear he's hard on his men.

And of course, we've all seen those Fluke delivery trucks. On the back doors, the logo reads: "If it gets there on time, it's a Fluke!"

One of my favourites, though, is the Schindler elevator company. I was arriving at work one morning, and their maintenance truck was parked by the entrance. I walked by, saw the truck, read the company's name, walked a few steps past the truck, and then stopped dead in my tracks, a lightbulb hovering over my head. Of course! Schindler's Lift!

And I'm not sure whether to believe this one or not:


Friday, July 26, 2002

Go West

Well, the July-August installment of my Showcase page is finally up at the CM site. This one turned out to be an all-west affair, with Christine Fellows and The Greg MacPherson Bandóboth from Winnipegóand the Touchtone Gurus from Saskatoon. I think it turned out all right. Only one major typo that I noticed, which is one too many, but considering I always end up finishing the page in the wee hours of the morning, I won't beat myself up too much about it.
[addendum: I've since noticed that the "Who", "What" header fields for the Touchtone Gurus were entered incorrectly ñ a mistake made my the magazine. I've been assured this will be corrected.]

And speaking of great bands from Winnipeg, The Weakerthans are playing at the Rivoli this Sunday night. Kind of a secret gig or something, seeing as it's not been publicized. Too bad I can't go, as Monday is the deadline for my Emm Gryner story. Damn.

Mann In Space

Aimee Mann is coming out with a new album, "Lost In Space", on August 27th. This is the follow-up to her widely acclaimed "Bachelor No. 2" CDówhich I still haven't picked up yetóand her wonderful work on the "Magnolia" soundtrack. From now until it's released, you can click on over to aimeemann.com and hear the entire album streamed for your previewin' pleasure. And if you pre-order, you get an extra CD with two bonus tracks.

Thursday, July 25, 2002

For What Porpoise?

Okay, okay. I've had so many emails, cards and letters from you dear readers asking "Hey Jimbuck2, how can I get me some dolphin luv?" Well, here's the scoop for all you Delphinic Zoophiles out there. (from WFMU's newsletter: Sites For Sore Eyes).

(Disclaimer: management of this blog in no way condones Delphinic Zoophilia. But if you are into that, please remember to wear a mackerel. Or at least a cod piece.)

(Any resemblance to dolphins living, dead or in captivity is purely coincidental)

(Sorry Charlie)

Friday, July 19, 2002

S.Mac-ed

Further to my recent rant about Apple's new .Mac "service":

The fires are raging over at the Apple.com Support discussion forums ñ with loyal Mac customers lighting torches and starting up the road to Steve Jobs' castle. Even though Apple.com's policy states that the forums are only to be used for discussing technical issues, people are instead dissing and cussing out Apple. The moderators are deleting the bitch posts en mass, but the protestors just keep reposting them until it looks like maybe the moderators have given up. If an objector's account gets blocked, they just sign up under a different name and start reposting their complaints.

Mac users are MacPissed. An on-line petition has gathered over 18,000 names (including mine) in only a few days. Everyone knows how loyal Mac users are, but these people feel really betrayed.

See this article for further background and initial response from Apple.

Apple is not going to look very good if they don't at least try to address the concerns of these users.

If you're a Mac user and you're pissed off by this "bait-and-switch" ploy, I'd urge you to sign the petition.

Thursday, July 18, 2002

Gold

Earlier this week, Daniele Sauvageau announced she was retiring as coach of Canada's women's national hockey team. Sauvageau, a former police officer, led our women to a thrilling gold medal in the most recent winter olympics. On CBC radio this morning, they replayed an interview with her that was conducted shortly after the games. Having also had experience coaching men's junior hockey, she was asked what the difference was coaching men vs. women. Her reply: "You can lead a man, but a woman has to be convinced."

Noctunal Admissions

Woo! Scored some great tickets in the last week or so.

1) Paul Westerberg - Aug. 2 at the Phoenix

2) Beck - solo acoustic show Aug. 12 at Ryerson Theatre (got orchestra pit seats!)

At the risk of repeating myself, I say again, WOOOO!

Run Run Rudolph

I've blogged previously about my practice of stopping into the Court Jester on Danforth (@Pape) for my Saturday supper. It's kind of nice to be a "regular" somewhere. I'm almost at the stage where I can just sit down and say "the usual", which means a pint of Kilkenny and their delicious jerk chicken burger with fries. In fact, one of the waitresses actually had me pegged after having served me only a couple of times, but I only get her about half the time. The danger, of course, is in becoming known as the "jerk chicken guy". I can't say that's a sobriquet I'm eager to encourage. So sometimes I try to change up my order.

Fortunately, their specials are often equally as tasty, or at least enjoyably adventurous. The Gulash (Goolash?) was very good. I would also recommend the Chicken Satay with salad. The curried lamb stew, also yummy. And last weekend, I decided to try a dish that I had never tasted before. The Caribou burger! Yes, caribou! I ask you, where in this city can you go to get a good caribou burger these days? I asked the waitress what it was like, and she said it was like venison, which I'd never had, despite spending my teen years in New Brunswick where I knew people who had venison and moose meat in their deep freezers. The caribou was actually quite good. A bit game-y, as they say. Kind of like ground turkey with a hint of liver. But kudos to the chef at the Court Jester for a regularly yummy and occasionally adventurous menu.

Yes, the caribou burger ñ the real "quarter" pounder.

Wednesday, July 17, 2002

Bites

Being a fairly recent Mac convert (5 months now?), the polish has come off the Apple to some degree with yesterday's announcement that Apple is discontinuing their free iTools section on their web site, and replacing it with the pay service called Apple .Mac.

iTools had offered free remote storage with iDisk, web page hosting and the fairly new webmail service with mac.com addresses, which I was in the process of ramping up with after Hotmail dropped their POP mail feature as a free service (you can get it with their premium pay service, of course). I used Hotmail mostly so I could access my home sympatico account while at work (don't want to use my work email for personal email). With Hotmail's POP mail service now gone, I was expecting to switch over to the Mac.com free webmail, and had set up an account a month or more ago, which is accessed through the iTools page, and allows the retrieval of mail from outside accounts (i.e., my sympatico account). There's even an option to go completely web-based, consolidating all your email accounts onto Apple's servers. And, of course, that, with iDisk, etc, was avaliable under the free iTools service.

Now, if I want to continue to access my mac.mail under the new .Mac service, I would have to pay $49.95 (US$) for the first year (that's a cut rate because I'm already an iTools member; non-members would pay $99.95 a year!). I have until Sept. 30 to join, but in the meantime I can still use my mac.mail account.

The new .Mac service includes "brand new features, like Backup and Virex anti-virus software, and improved versions of the iTools services, like additional email and iDisk storage." Here's the list of new features from their FAQ:

* HomePage with new visitor feedback features
* Mac.com Email with IMAP and 15MB of storage that can be upgraded for more
* Ability to purchase up to 10 additional email accounts
* iDisk with 100MB of storage that can be upgraded for more
* iDisk utility software for group sharing of files

* Backup software to back up your files to iDisk, CD, or DVD
* Virex anti-virus software to keep your system protected
* Continuous anti-virus updates to protect from the latest threats
* Members-only support with private discussion boards moderated by Apple technical support representatives

And i'm supposed to pay fifty bucks (for the first year, $100 bucks thereafter) for this stuff that I either already have, or don't really need?! I know they're trying to offer a more complete internet package, but all I want is a good old free web-based email account. I guess those have gone the way of the Dodo.

But the thing that really pisses me off is that it's the old bait-and-switch ploy. They get people using their mac.com email and iDisk for free (I was close to notifying people of my new mac.com email address as my primary alternate address, and I know people who have gone ahead and done just that), and encourage them to go completely web-based with Apple, even pushing mac.com electronic business cards, and then they suddenly discontinue iTools and change it to a pay service.

Apple's in the midst of a big drive to attract PC users, but this just makes them look like all the other e-business sharks out there. I always kind of felt that Apple had a bit more class than that. I'm very disappointed.

Meanwhile, I'll be using Lycos to access my personal email at work... until they start charging.



Pray Tell

Local and national media are running lots of stories, features and profiles surrounding the upcoming World Youth Day that's happening here in Toronto. Catholic pilgrims are flocking into the city. The highlight of the event will be a visit by the pope. Seems like a lot of people will travel a long way to see an old man fall asleep in a chair.

When I was downtown Monday night I saw a group of nuns doing some sight-seeing outside the Eaton's Centre. Whatever order they belonged to, they wore grey habits, each with a six-to-eight-inch wooden crucifix strapped to their left hip, tucked inside the plain rope sash, much like a sword. In fact, worn in such a fashion, they looked as much like swords as objects of faith. I guess it's all about tradition.

But what gets me about World Youth Day is this: if it's meant as a celebration for Catholic youth, and, let's be honest, as a way to draw/keep young people in the Catholic church, the hope being that they will forge the basis for the church's future survival, and as many of the young participants say that it's important for them to be proud of being Catholics, why isn't the event called by the more proper title of "World Catholic Youth Day"? After all, they're not celebrating the youth of the world, of which I'm sure only a very tiny percentage are actively Catholic; they're celebrating young Catholics.

Why not call it what it is? Or is that bad marketing?

Sunday, July 14, 2002

Amen

Came across this quote in an article in the Globe & Mail about Douglas Adams (Douglas Adams -- the seriousness of being silly):

"I love deadlines," he once quipped. "I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."

Thursday, July 11, 2002









Say what?

I like my friend Didi's email sig...

I have nothing to say,
I'm saying it,
and that is poetry.
-John Cage

So, if I also have nothing to say, can Cage's estate sue me?

Saturday, July 06, 2002

Loop Holies

There are some very useful search tools at bartleby.com ñ you can search Bartlett's Quotations or look up verses from literature or from The King James Bible.

Using the Bible search tool, I was able to finally ñ finally ñ determine conclusively that there is no mention whatsoever of Fruit Loops in either the Old or New Testaments.

Cerealogians can sleep well tonight.

sitegeist

Thanks to Jen at circadian-shift for the link to explodingdog. It's not as caninically messy as you might assume. It's actually quite wonderful. You'll laugh, you'll cry, etc. From phrases that people send him, Sam Brown creates drawings and posts them on the site. It's a universe of stick figure people, fish, robots and monsters that seems, to me anyway, to really capture something of the spirit of the emotional landscape out there ("out there"? And just where is that Jim?) Shut up Mr. Parentheses, you know what I mean (yeah, sorry).

...anyway, there's something so wonderful about the play between the simplicity of the drawings and the complexity of the feelings that underly some of the phrases. And then some are just very odd, while others are quite universal, and some others are darkly funny.

Some of my favourites are ambiguities are all we have, I will survive and city could not stop.


Tuesday, July 02, 2002

Silence Is Golden...

...and it's also apparently grounds for copyright litigation. Or at least John Cage's music publishers are hoping it is.

I'd love to be in the courtroom for that trial. Of course, that also raises the issue of performance royalties, which means that Cage's publishers must really be raking it in! Genius!

Monday, July 01, 2002

Came across this interesting quote on religioustolerance.org:

"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image, when it†turns out that God hates all the same people you do."ñAnne Lamott.

Word of the Day

Dictionary.com Word of the Day for Sunday June 30, 2002: afflatus

afflatus \uh-FLAY-tuhs\, noun:
A divine imparting of knowledge; inspiration.

Whatever happened to passion and vision and the divine afflatus in poetry?
--Clive Hicks, "From 'Green Man' (Ronsdale)," Toronto Star, November 21, 1999

Aristophanes must have eclipsed them . . . by the exhibition of some diviner faculty, some higher spiritual afflatus.
--John Addington Symonds, Studies of the Greek Poets

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Afflatus is from Latin afflatus, past participle of afflare, "to blow at or breathe on," from ad-, "at" flare, "to puff, to blow." Other words with the same root include deflate (de-, "out of" flare); inflate (in-, "into" flare); souffl?, the "puffed up" dish (from French souffler, "to puff," from Latin sufflare, "to blow from below," hence "to blow up, to puff up," from sub-, "below" flare); and flatulent.

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Isn't language wonderful? A word meaning "a divine imparting of knowledge" shares its roots with a word that refers to farting! Yes, it's a thin line...

Friday, June 28, 2002

Wednesday, June 26, 2002

Lessons In Democracy

I don't recall ever reading William Saletan in The Slate before, but there's a great piece that was posted on Monday called When is a state not a state? When it's Palestinian. Saletan does a superb job dismantling the Bush administration's "vision" for a Palestinian State. Here's an exerpt:

"Normally, when you grant people statehood, you deal with the leaders those people have chosen. Not in this case. "Peace requires a new and different Palestinian leadership so that a Palestinian state can be born. I call on the Palestinian people to elect new leaders," Bush said today. Naturally, Bush demanded this more amenable government in the name of democracy. He also asked the U.S.-friendly dictators of various Arab countries, whose statehood he doesn't dispute, to "work with Palestinian leaders to create a new constitutional framework and a working democracy for the Palestinian people."

It always amazes me how the "leaders of the Free World" and the champions of Democracy seem to have no qualms about pressuring other countries to change their democratically elected leadership. 'Course in some cases, those elections are a sham, but then again, does anyone remember Florida? Still, the audacity! Imagine if some other country, say France or China, demanded that Americans choose a new leader? Come to think of it, since the financial and foreign policies of the US have such direct impact on so many nations around the globe, maybe we should have a say in US elections? People having input into the issues that profoundly effect their lives ñ isn't that a large part of what democracy's about?

And all of this talk about setting up states, like kids drawing chalk lines on the sidewalk. The Jews get a state, displacing the Palestinians, and 40-some years later, the powers that be decide that maybe the Palestinians need a state too. So let's just draw some lines and everybody will live happily ever after. Yeah, that's worked wonderfully in the past. Hasn't caused any turmoil in the Middle East, Afghanistan, Iraq, Kuwait, The Balkans, Africa, Ireland, Korea, Vietnam...

And then there's today's decision by a Federal US Appeals Court that the US's Pledge of Allegiance is an unconstitutional endorsement of religion. It only took ~50 years for someone to reach the conclusion that the phrase "one nation under God" (the "under God" part was added in 1954) isn't consistent with a constitution that champions freedom of thought and freedom of religion (which would also include the freedom not to have a religion). The decision states, in part: "A profession that we are a nation 'under God' is identical, for Establishment Clause purposes, to a profession that we are a nation 'under Jesus,' a nation 'under Vishnu,' a nation 'under Zeus,' or a nation 'under no god,' because none of these professions can be neutral with respect to religion."

Naturally, nobody during the McCarthy 50s was going to challenge that wording, but to me it always seemed like such an obvious manifestation of state-sanctioned religion in a "free" society. But, as with prayer in school, I'm sure it will be hotly contested and probably end up in the Supreme Court, or whatever the next judicial stage would be.

Of course, we certainly aren't immune to that sort of thing up here. I can recall being at several public gatherings which seemed to be attended by people who were likely of many different ethnicities and faiths and belief systems, and what do the organizers do at the beginning?: they ask us to bow our heads and recite the Lord's Prayer! Hello?!

In a similar vein, at work a short time ago I had to proofread a section of our video magazine, and one of the VHS (DVD?) video titles was "The Bible... In The Beginning". The copy describing it read as follows: An all-star cast brings to life the inspiring stories and adventures that have made the Old Testament the most remarkable and dramatic document in the history of man. Includes theatrical trailer. My colleague who writes the video copy, didn't see anything wrong with this (it was likely copy which we picked up from our US parent company). But I try to keep my radar tuned to pick up the US-centric pov ñ e.g., wherever possible, I edit references to "the civil war" and "the President" to "the U.S. civil war" and "The American President", etc. ñ and here the Judeo-Christian-centric pov was just too much. I may yet be convinced that the Old Testament is "the most remarkable and dramatic document in the history of man", but I'm willing to bet that there are other sacred texts, mythologies and stories that would give it a run for its money. Norse Mythology? Greek/Roman Mythology? The Vedas? Probably lots of other creation myths, legends and cosmologies from cultures around the world.

So I edited it to read "one of the most remarkable and dramatic documents in the history of man." And I felt much better. Just doing my bit, changing the world, one mass-marketed VHS tape at a time.

Look at me, gettin' all political 'n' stuff!

Tuesday, June 25, 2002

Someone Get Elvis A Blog

As I had said in my review of Elvis Costello's 1999 Massey Hall show, the man has a fan's appreciation of music, which is evident in his cover songs (everyone from Gershwin and Cole Porter, to Kurt Weill and Mingus, to Tom Waits, Leon Payne, George Jones, Dusty Springfield, Brian Wilson and The Beatles, and on and on...) and in the many musical styles he's tackled over the years.

That point is wonderfully reinforced in Elvis' current Tour Journal entries, which I stumbled across while visiting his official Island Records web site. He's obviously had lots of time on the bus to write, because the entries are quite long, but he writes wonderfully, with a keen eye and a sharp wit (yeah, there's a big surprise, eh?), and they're quite a fascinating read. When he's discussing what they're listening to and watching on the bus, you really see the fan come out, and it reads like a blog entry from a musically astute friend. Check out this passage, especially his thoughts on watching "The Last Waltz" (a topic of one of my previous blog entries):

"After crawling passed Chicago, we eventually stopped for dinner in Merriville, Indiana. We were happy to be a local curiosity and amusement with our strange accents in return for the gracious welcome. A little further down the road into Michigan we stopped to get gas for the bus and stumbled into one of those rare truck-stops where all the CDs and cassettes (and even a few DVDs) are weird cut-outs at the kind of prices that make you take a few gambles. I had spent several of the recent journeys catching up with movies that I'd missed over the last few years ("Wonder Boys" and "Traffic" being among the favourites). To this we could now add a strange movie set in the 30s with Johnny Cash as a local sheriff bringing a local bigot and despot (played by Andy Griffith) to justice. I could always imagine Big John in this kind of role. The audio swag included a cassette copy of Neil Young's "Harvest" (very welcome, at $5, as we had just been listening to Old Man on the "Wonder Boys" soundtrack), a great Blind Willie McTell compilation and "Super, Super Blues Band", a wild Chess session in which Muddy Waters, Bo Diddley and Howlin' Wolf try to outdo each other on a series of loose jams.

Music DVD's get played pretty often during our journeys. The new edition of "The Last Waltz" makes very poignant viewing these days. The Attractions and I had what must have been bootleg VHS on our tour bus very soon after the original release and we watched it until we knew every word of the interviews. Too many of the people involved have departed sooner than you would wish. I can barely watch the interview with Richard Manuel, he is almost transparent and the wildness that once seemed very attractive now seems only fragile and tragic. I am reminded of my love of these songs. Levon Helm's singing and drumming on The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down is a wonder but it is Rick Danko who stands out for me. His singing is superb on It Makes No Difference (a song that would surely be a "standard" without that weird rhyme about the "stampeding cattle" in the bridge) and there is an unnerving intensity about his performance of Stagefright and his verse of The Weight, a performance that is also graced by the remarkable Mavis Staples. It is great to see Muddy Waters and Van Morrison in such rare form, so the lasting impression is a joyous one. I wish I could have seen the re-released film in a cinema during the recent theatre run.

Another beautiful release is "Down from the Mountain", D.A. Pennebaker's film of the Ryman Auditorium concert featuring music from the "O Brother Where Art Thou?" soundtrack. This film also has a melancholic edge as it contains the last performances of John Hartford. His laconic introductions and beautiful singing and fiddle playing are more moving as he is clearly in the later stages of grave illness. After his passing, I was asked by the producers, T Bone Burnett and Joel and Ethan Coen, to M.C. the companion Carnegie Hall concert. I had the best seat in the house behind a lectern to the side of the stage, rising only to make a few impromptu remarks and introductions. It was completely overwhelming to be just a few feet away from the supernatural Suzanne Cox as she floated her voice into the auditorium during I Am Weary Let Me Rest with minimal amplification. However, when it came to Dr. Ralph Stanley's terrifying solo rendition of O Death, there was nothing else to do but withdraw to the wings and join the hushed cast of singers. Something of this intimacy is caught in the film with the beautifully concentrated close-ups on Willard and Suzanne Cox being the most affecting. I've also been enjoying Dr. Stanley's new self-titled album release (on DMZ). This is a beautifully recorded collection of traditional songs. I recommend Little Mathie Grove to give you a sense of the mood.

A lot of my other listening and viewing consists of CD and tapes that I've been given along the way. Just last night I received a gift of a Roscoe Holcomb collection that will accompany us on the final miles as we head down to Virginia and Georgia. Sometimes I get little chance to really thank people for their gifts, so I send my regards here. It is difficult to respond to every demo tape that I am given, as I honestly feel that my advice, certainly that of a practical nature, is of little value in this wicked world showbusiness. There is no easy answer. It seems that talent is never enough. Much luck is required to advance these days. I do try and listen to everything that I receive, although the system on the bus doesn't seem to like CD-Rs. My favourite gift was a compilation of blues performances from a noted archivist. It contains one number by Howlin' Wolf (with one of my guitar favourites, Hubert Sumlin in support) that makes you realise that something has been lost in the modern performance of music. Hubert is still playing and recording today. He came to a concert of mine a short time ago and I was delighted to receive a framed photograph of the two of us backstage from Hubert's manager just the other day. It will be hang in my music room when I get home."


The section where he describes the somewhat impromptu video shoot for the single "45", somewhere in rural New England, is also quite entertaining.

And it's also nice to know that with the passing of Ann Landers, Elvis will be there to fill the advice void with the web site's Ask Elvis section. Flippancy aside, I found this response quite remarkable and touching.

Question:
Dear Elvis, I'm 15. This may seem like an awkward question from a fan but here it goes. There's this girl that I love so much that it's endangering my health (both mental and physical), and I'm afraid that if I tell her that she'll take it the wrong way and dissappear from my life forever. My moodscape every day is similar to the one you described in "Almost Blue". I was wondering if you had any suggestions to my crisis. P.S. I didn't know who else to turn to.
asked by Max on Wednesday, June 5

Answer:
Iíd been the last person to offer advice but I think you might be right about not mentioning your health. I'm sure it doesnít do any good to be told that you wonít always feel this bad. Maybe youíll always remember these days because those feeling are real. Perhaps it is good that we do so - in the long run. We hurt 'cos we're alive. I suppose that is the reason to write and sing songs, whether they are joyful or melancholy. My only other thought is that you may regret it if you do not find the courage to express your feelings in an honest and unthreatening fashion.
answered by E.C. on Saturday, June 8 1:09 AM

What an incredible exchange! This teenager who says he doesn't know who else to turn to, so he emails the songwriter whose song captures his "moodscape", and he gets a sincere and thoughtful response. What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding... indeed.

Here Kitty Kitty

There are some pretty funny things on the web. But I don't know if I've seen anything in the last little while that tickles me like this does:


click for larger view


Monday, June 24, 2002

Arc-Hi-Fives

My archives're back
And you're gonna be sorted
Hey la, hey la
My Archives're back!

Friday, June 21, 2002

Hello, Goodbye

Well, my archives weren't being displayed properly, so I screwed around with the archive template code. Yep, solved that problem all right ñ now they've completely disappeared.

But for every flower that dies, another blooms... i.e., I've added to the archive of my live reviews in my list of links ñ NxNE and Canadian Music Week reviews from a couple of years ago. I think my favourite is the nasty hatchet job I did on Cyclefly. The funny thing behind that one is that my friend Julia actually said that she thought the singer had "nice abs," which I misheard as "nice ass". It works better my way.

Thursday, June 20, 2002

Hey, what kinda bait ya usin'?

My niece Tara visited SeaWorld recently, and all she got was a kiss.


Wednesday, June 19, 2002

Radio Radio

Went to see Elvis Costello at the Molson Amphitheatre last Wednesday. I'm a huge fan, and he didn't disappoint, putting on a fantastic show with The Imposters (essentially The Attractions ñ Pete Thomas on drums, Steve Nieve on keyboards ñ with new bass player Dave Faragher). It was a great mix of classics ("Watching The Detectives", "(I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea", etc.), songs from the new album, When I Was Cruel , which has been steadily growing on me, and fan favourites like "Mystery Dance" and the creepily obsessive "I Want You", which ended the concert on a particularly emotionally intense note.

I had seen EC with the Attractions for the first time in Detroit almost 10 years ago, during the Brutal Youth tour. Then, as now, he ended the main portion on the show with a barrage of high-energy tunes, barely letting us grab a breath between songs. Just Bam Bam Bam, one after another. It was fabulous! This time the highlight was a similarly rousing near-medley of "(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love & Understanding" and "Radio Radio". When that band is revving on high, they are just incredible. Man, they just killed!

Anyway, all this started because of the header, which was actually just meant to point out that I added some links to some of my fave Internet radio stations. So... uh, there they are... and, uh, Elvis rocks!

The Mini-Mizer

"Picture yourself in plastic".

The Good Deed Dude

On the bus coming home from work I was pressed into service to help a little old lady get aboard. She had one of those walkers with the wheels and the brake handle thingies (do those classify as vehicles?), and she was unable to make it up the steps. So I lifted the walker up into the bus for her and held it while she slowly climbed the stairs, reclaiming it once she was fully aboard. She sat next to me and thanked me several times.

When she got off, I helped her with the same procedure, only in reverse. I got off first and carried the walker down to the sidewalk while she gingerly descended the steps. Reunited with her walker on the sidewalk she thanked me again (for the 4th time) and added "bless your heart and socks", the benediction accompanied by a little laugh. I wished her a good day and hopped back on the bus.

For the rest of the journey home I was Sir James of the Bless-ed Socks.

Putting the Peter back in MacIntosh

First the iMac, then the iPod, now ñ the iBong.

So you really can draw on a Mac!

Monday, June 17, 2002

NxNE: The Final Night

Hmm, long time between NxNE installments. Here's the last bit. Subtitle: Saving The Best For Last.

The final official night of the festival, Saturday June 8, started as a busy day. One of my favourite recurring events at NxNE is the SOCAN songwriter's panel, where a handful of songwriters prop themselves up on stools and take turns talking about and performing their songs. You know the routine. It was scheduled from noon to 1:30. Only problem was, I was scheduled to attend Wordstock all day Saturday, a day of seminars and workshops for writers and journalists at Ryerson. It promised some very practical and useful sessions on how to find well-paying freelance work, how to move efficiently from your notes to writing a story, etc. All stuff that I was in need of brushing up on, or at least being reminded of; kind of a butt-kicking exercise. So I was kind of bummed that it looked like I'd have to miss the SOCAN panel. But then I realized that the lunch-hour for Wordstock coincided exactly with the timing of the songwriters' panel. Woo!

So I ended up double-conferencing. I cut out early from the last morning session at Ryerson, hopped on the TTC and hoofed it over the Holiday Inn on King in time for the panel; enjoyed hearing songs and stories from Kathleen Edwards, Dan Kershaw of The Bros. Cosmoline, Martina Sorbara and The Weakerthans' John K Sampson.

It was the first time I had seen Kathleen Edwards, and I was fairly impressed. She seemed kind of dour, but maybe it was the hour. Heh. Was struck by how Lucinda-ish her style is. That's not a bad thing. She did a nice song about her brother ñ lyrics had some very wonderful details that brought it to life and made me smile. She also did a cover of AC/DC's "Let Me Hear The Money Talk" (if that's the title - not a big AC/DC fan) as a country-folk-ish song, and it came off really well. Dan K did a very nice version of "Motel 6". This guy is one smart songwriter. Very intelligent concepts that inform his writing, but it's a very transparent intelligence. Doesn't always bring attention to itself. Like a good drummer. Martina Sorbara actually impressed me more than I expected. I had heard a couple of her songs from her web page, and they seemed okay, though her singing verged on preciousness. And she's almost too cute to be believed. Those long lashes that flirt with her dark bangs, the sparkling eyes, the beautiful, sexy mouth ñ I get the sense she could be the Natalie Imbruglia of Canada. But here at the panel, she sang very powerfully and she proved herself a very accomplished guitar-player (on a beautiful guitar that she made herself! That's impressive.) So I was forced to pack up some of my preconceptions. Will have to check her out next time she plays around town. And, of course, John Sampson was witty and biting with his "I Hate Winnipeg" song, and he spoke about coming out of the punk tradition of songwriting, and how the first rule was to break the rules. Good session, but I could only stay for two songs each, and then I was out the door and on my way back to Wordstock, not even having time for a sidewalk sausage.

[Later that day...]
When I was trying to plan my strategy for Saturday night, I knew I wanted to end the night at the Horseshoe for The Mooney Suzuki at 1 am. And I thought maybe I would take a musico-accelerative approach. You know the type. That is, I would try to start out with something quiet and serene, then move on to maybe something a little more funky, maybe reggae, then some power pop perhaps and then keep revving up the energy until the Mooney.

Didn't work out that way. I did catch Evalyn Parry at Oasis, who was a bit shakier than when I had seen her previously, but was also at the mercy of a bad PA. She seemed to be more political than previously, but still witty and rather enjoyable, ending on a high note with her song "I'm A Rover", which is a traditional-Irish-sea-chanty-cum-lesbian-emancipatory-anthem-type song. You know the type. Then I thought i'd try Australia's Gilli Moon at Lounge 88. The first few bars revealed what a bad idea that was. Too middle-of-the-road. So I scooted back up to College to catch 84 Nash at Rancho. Much better. Good energy. Rockin' young lads. Then onto Oasis to see my friends and former bandmates Heather Morgan and The Company Of Men, which now featured a rhythm section and a fiddle, and almost as many women in the company as men. Heather & co. bravely battled the stifling heat (they don't call it the Oasis for nuthin'!), and played a very good set, even without me :-). Good show guys!
(It was strange actually seeing Heather's face while she sang ñ I was used to seeing the back of her head, as I had always stood behind and to the side of her onstage.)

Then on to the 'Shoe for The Mooney Suzuki (NOTE: not Mooney Suzuki ñ The Mooney Suzuki). Their latest album is oh so appropriately called Electric Sweat. This was about the third time I had seen these New York trash-garage-punkers, and they've blown me away every time. Their musical pedigree (if I can even use that term) owes as much to the Velvets and the Ramones as it does to the MC5. In fact, Electric Sweat ("10 sweat-drenched slabs of electrocuted rhythm & blues!!!") was recorded in Detroit. But they're just so New York. And how do they do it? Attitude! Attitude! Attitude! It's not about melody, or songwriting, or even so much about the riffs ñ it's just 100% sweet manic rock & roll energy.

On overdrive.

Times two.

Squared.

They just obliterated the place. Within minutes of their first song, the lead guitarist was swinging from the overhead pipes and the singer/guitarist (he of the ever-slack mouth, the fly shades and the 'I own you and you love it' posture) had jumped into the fray in front of the stage. There was no winning over the crowd. It was instant conquest. We were theirs from the first kick beat and they knew it. They were the bratty boys from across the street, and we were your sister's rag doll left on the porch with her knickers showing. There was nothing we could do but give it up. But what a surrender. Sweet sweet rock & roll surrender.

You know the type.

Mooney! Mooney! Mooney!

They more than made up for whatever disappointments I had experienced up til then. A sweaty and deliriously wonderful end to another NxNE.

Friday, June 14, 2002

Sound Bites

I look forward to my semi-annual dental appointment... not because I like having tartar scraped off my teeth by sharp pointy implements of torture that make my gums bleed, or even because I like being tilted back in the dental chair at such an angle that the blood rushes to my head while lite rock plays in the background (in fact, I don't know what's worse ñ having sharp metal picks sink into my gums, or having to listen to Journey's "Open Arms" with no escape option), or because my dentist, though overall a great guy, seems to think that my mouth will stretch to meet my ear lobe. No, it's because my dentist's office is located in my old neighbourhood, Yonge & Eglinton, and that means I get to reward myself with a visit to my favourite used CD store, Vortex, on Yonge just north of Eg.

Here's what I made off with this time (I was good, restricting myself to New Arrivals):

In Violate Light, The Tragically Hip ñ was meaning to buy it, and there it was. And they had several shrink-wrapped copies, ostensibly new for $11, which come with The Hip Club card, giving one access to exclusive downloads, etc. I like the idea of The Hip Club. It's neat getting extra stuff in a CD, like the old days of vinyl. I'm sure the prominently displayed acronym/logo on the card ñ THC ñ is pure coincidence.

MapleMusic One ñ MapleMusic's first compilation, released just last week, I think. Check out the line-up/tracks. Good stuff. Also new/shrink-wrapped for about $10 or $11.

The Last Broadcast, The Doves ñ Had read at least 2 glowing articles about them recently, so figured this was serendipitous. Didn't even realize til I got home that it had a 4-song bonus disc. $12. They're playing the Palais Royale tomorrow night. Debating it.

Bramble Rose, Tift Merritt ñ The sweetheart of the NxNE rodeo. Again, serendipity knocks. That's what I love about shopping for used CDs. Let Fate be your guide.

Thursday, June 13, 2002

Standing On Guard For Fees

Thank you Bank Of Nova Scotia for taking the money and running Canada's small publishing houses into the ground.

I would like to urge anyone who does business with BNS to take your business elsewhere. Not that any of the other big banks are much better, but it's very important that BNS gets the message that we know they had a chance to make a real contribution to Canadian culture, and instead went for the money and for their own self-interest. Next time you see one of their ads or other corporate releases claiming to be your friend and Canada's friend ñ spit on it.


NxNE: Night 2

For Friday night I decided that C'est What would be the place for me. I definitely wanted to see Winnipeg's Christine Fellows, who was playing there at midnight. I had received her latest album, The Last One Standing, as a submission to my Showcase page, and was mightily impressed. She'll be appearing in the next issue of the mag.

The other bands I would have wanted to see at other venues were either local artists, or those who will likely be coming back soon, such as Starling, who have a new CD to plug. And even though it's tough to pass up Jim Bryson, the logistics just weren't working in my favour.

So I settled in at C'est What, nabbing a stool at the end of the bar in that little alcove-type place that every live music bar should have ó an area that affords a brilliant view of the stage, stools to perch on with the option of back support from the bar, and, with a quick swivel, direct access to the bar staff!

Mia Sheard was first up, she of the choir-trained voice and the razor-sharp mind. Last time I caught Mia she was playing a solo acoustic set at the Rivoli, and apologizing for what she deemed her lack of guitar skills. Here she was wearing a cherry-red Gibson SG electric and rocking out with a crack band. Lovely version of veal's "Mexico Texaco" and "Cover Girl". Good start to the night.

Next up, Ellen Reid of the Crashtest Dummies. She played electric piano accompanied by a guy on acoustic guitar. Other than her cover of XTC's "Peter Pumpkinhead", which the Dummies had a bit of a hit with, nothing much about her set stuck with me. Her stage presence was a kind of forced goofiness. Not enough to be truly annoying, but enough to make me not really care.

So, on to Priya Thomas, who was a bit of a buzz girl at CMW back in March. Girl With Beatbox, she's being billed as. I think that's the name of her latest CD as well. The music wasn't too bad, but it wasn't anything special either. But what really annoyed me were her scissoring arm and leg movements while she wasn't singing. She obviously felt that she needed to add something to her act. That's usually a sign that the music isn't strong enough to carry the load by itself. To test my hypothesis, I closed my eyes for about 30 seconds, and just listened. Yep, pretty uninteresting. Girl With Beatbox? Girl With Gimmick is more like it.

And the music on the beatbox wasn't anything bizarre or particularly hard to reproduce, just essentially drums and bass and keys, so why not just hire a band? Particularly ironic since this was a SOCAN event! She's just been signed by The Management Trust, the same people who manage The Hip and the Watchmen. I think they must have been swept up by the hype.

Then came Christine Fellows, whose electric piano was set up just to the right of centre stage, cello to her right, one main drummer, one secondary drummer on one of those baby drum kits and other percussion, and a guitarist on each corner of the stage (one had to stand on the floor). I may be forgetting someone. She was great. Played all my favourite songs from her latest album. Wonderful wonderful. The percussionist was doing the coolest thing. When they were setting up, I saw that he had a saw (er, I seen that he... uh... oh, never mind), which I assumed he would play as a "singing saw" , but there came a point in the set where I heard this ratcheting sound, and I noticed that he seemed to be "bowing" his snare. It became evident, though, that he was actually drawing the teeth of the saw upwards across the rim of the snare! Very cool.

Afterwards I approached Christine to say hello and introduce myself (we had had a fairly enjoyable and often silly phone interview earlier in the week), but I don't think it really registered with her. She seemed in some kind of post-gig haze or something. Whether naturally induced or not, I don't know. 'Course I was a little hazy myself, so I just hung out a bit, helped John Sampson load some of Christine's gear into the van (they had sooo much gear, between the cello cases and such, and no one else was helping), and then I bopped on home, generally feeling more satisfied than the stale taste in my mouth from the previous night.

Mot du jour

Ooh, I like today's Word of the Day from Dictionary.com.

Word of the Day for Thursday June 13, 2002:

rubicund \ROO-bih-kund\, adjective:
Inclining to redness; ruddy; red.

The men are second cousins, around forty, resembling each
other not very much, one taller and leaner, less rubicund
than the other, who has just returned from California.
--John Lukacs, [1]A Thread of Years

Rubicund from his cocktail, big, broad, lustrous with
power, he exuded what Walter Pater called the "charm of an
exquisite character, felt in some way to be inseparable
from his person."
--Edmund Morris, [2]Dutch: A Memoir of Ronald Reagan

Rubicund comes from Latin rubicundus, "red, ruddy," from
rubere, "to be red."

Synonyms: sanguine, roseate. [3]Find more at Thesaurus.com.

Monday, June 10, 2002

NxNE: Night 1

The first night of NxNE was a bit of a mixed bag. Started off at the Horseshoe with Tift Merritt, who seems to be generating her fair share of buzz. Unfortunately, I got there a little late and only caught her last 2 or 3 songs. But I generally liked what I heard. She's got a real purty voice, which purty much matches the rest of her. And she knew her way around that geetar, too. Played with a lot of vigour and confidence. It was just her and a guy who alternated between pedal steel and electric piano. Sounded really nice. The songs I heard showed a strong affinity with classic country songwriting, a la George and Tammy. The kind of chord changes you can only write if you've got a pain in your heart and tear in your eye. Will definitely have to check her out next time she comes to town. Yes, she "Merritts" further listening.

I skipped out on Martina Sorbara, and headed up to Rancho Relaxo to see "Swearing At Motorists". Aside from being a favourite and frequent past time of mine, they're also a band that I heard good things about from last year's fest. When I arrive at the door at the bottom of the stairs at Rancho, I show my delegate pass to the blue-shirted festival volunteer, and he says "uh-oh". I take that as a bad sign. He says "just a sec" and calls for someone else to come down, a senior door person, I suppose, to consult on the "uh-oh"-ness of the sitch. I can see at the top of the stairs inside the club that it looks pretty crowded. Blue shirt #2 says, 'okay. I'll take him around back' and leads me to the corner, up the side street, down the alley, and up the back fire escape that leads through the back door of the Rancho. As we're climbing the fire escape stairs, she asks me to try and stay near the back of the club, which is fine with me. And then she says "so, which band are you in?" I briefly consider making up a band name. The Horsefly Conspiracy. Brando's Bad Hair Day. Why Can't Jimmy Reed. The StareMasters. Beasts You Love... but I'm just too damned honest, and I say "oh, I'm not in a band. I'm with a magazine." You see, the pass says, under my name, "Canadian Musician". I think they were reading it as "hi, I'm a ..." instead of the more correct "Hi, I write for..." Anyway, it doesn't matter. They still let me in, as they should. I just feel less cool about it.

Swearing At Motorists are from Dayton, Ohio. They were okay, although I think I missed out on some of their energy because I stayed back by the bar. It was really packed up front. There are only two members in the band ñ guitar and drums ñ the drummer is also a member of Guided By Voices ñ but they sounded bigger ñ like guitar and drums and bass. The frontman had quite a flare for gab, and was busy between songs boosting other Ohio bands who were at the fest. Not a bad performance, although I found the singer was a tad self-consciously flamboyant. I should have moved up closer.

Next, I headed north, executing my end-the-night-on-Bloor-so-i-can-catch-the-subway-after-the-last-show-because-I-have-to-get-up-for-work-in-the-morning plan. I passed on the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club at Lee's and instead scooted a few blocks over to the Tranzac to see Kathryn Rose. Never been to the Tranzac before, probably because I never served our country in WWII. It looks like a Legion or some sort of community social club. I'm sure the walls have echoed with "Bingo!" more often than they've vibrated from real live rock music.

"Do you have Amsterdam Nut Brown?" I ask the bartender, having recently left my pilsner paramour Steam Whistle and returned to the robust arms of my darker, nuttier mistress.

"No, but we have (something mumbled), which is like that," he says through half-closed lids.

Okay, sounds fine. He slides me a light, amberish, tepid glass of disappointment.

Sigh.

I lean against the bar and crane my neck to see the 500-ft high stage. Actually it's probably more like 5-feet high, but it just seems so high off the floor, compared to most clubs. There's even a small 3-foot high patch of demi-stage in front in case the performers need to come down for thicker air, easier breathing. After a few of Kathyrn Rose's songs, I'm wishing she would come down a little closer to earth. Great voice, lots of presence, but she's a bit of a drama queen. Striking poses. Literally. Not completely unenjoyable, to be sure, has a certain power, but just wasn't doing it for me. I don't even recall if i stayed for the whole set. I don't think so.

I downed the dregs of my disappointment and set my hopes higher for the following night.

Sunday, June 09, 2002

Coming up for air


Long time no blog. My last entry was 10 days ago. I blog your forgiveness.

But this feels like the first time since then that I've been able to come up for air. Spent today doing as little as possible. Listened to some Ron Sexsmith music ñ his first two Interscope albums, pure and uncomplicated ñ played a bit of guitar, napped. All necessary. Very necessary.

It was last Thursday that I started writing an article for Chart that was due the following Monday. Spent the whole of last weekend working on that, also while setting up and conducting interviews for my Showcase page for Canadian Musician, which I would need to have in ASAP after the Chart piece ñ aiming for Wednesday or Thursday. Which happened to coincide with the beginning of the NxNE festival. After many late nights and sleep-deprived days at work, I got the article done. (The amount of coffee I consumed during the previous week surely must have made some sort of impact on Colombia's GNP.) The Showcase page I finished early Thursday evening, adding a few final revisions and emailing it literally minutes before heading out the door to enjoy the first night of NxNE.

First stop: The Horseshoe... (to be continued)